Today, I went downstairs completely naked to get water, completely forgetting that my daughter had a sleepover and they were in the living room. The ice dispenser woke some of them up, including my daughter. FML
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Today, I woke up to my daughter crying, and my son running through the living room completely naked with her bottle, laughing his head off. FML
Today, I was babysitting my co-worker's son. He was eating Jell-o and spilled it on his top, so I pulled off his PJ's, and went in his room to grab a new pair. I heard a thunk and ran to find him out cold on the floor. His parents walked in on me trying to wake up their naked 3 year-old. FML
Today, I was trying to sleep when I saw a head looming from the darkness with no eyes and a mouth open like a silent scream. I just froze and pissed myself. It was my daughter wanting to cuddle with us. Alas, the bed was wet, so she got put back in her bed, while we had to share the sofa downstairs. FML
Today, the cops were called to my apartment because my daughter had a temper tantrum while I was at work. She was naked when they were there. FML
Today, while in a hotel, I left the room to get some ice. Since my parents left the door wedged open, I didn't worry about trying to find the room number. Without thinking, I walked in to another room that was also wedged open. Yes, there were people in it, and yes, they were both naked and hairy. FML
Today, my husband thought it'd be funny to trigger the alarm in the house while I was sleeping. Shocked, I ran outside naked. FML
Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML
Today, I was in the middle of a shower, and downstairs I heard my 7 year old daughter screaming "Mom!! Help! I need you right now!" I panicked and ran downstairs, not giving myself enough time to put some clothing on. It was my neighbor at the door. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. Groggy and disoriented, I bumped into several pieces of furniture and made a lot of noise. My dad woke up, mistook me for a burglar, and knocked me out with his fist. FML
Today, I flooded my entire kitchen. The water was cut off at night and I left the faucet open without realizing. When the sound woke me up at 5am, the water reached my ankles. I frantically tried to sweep it out before my mother woke up at 6am. I didn't make it. FML
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Lizzy500 16
There's a thing called a bathrobe, might want to get one and hang it on the back of your bedroom door. I'm no prude and sleeping nekkid is fine, but if you've got kids and they're old enough for sleep overs, they probably are old enough to be uncomfortable with parental nudity.
Danne696 14
If you think you feel bad about that, believe me, your daughter feels 100 times worse.
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vuza 10
Okay, so this might be because I'm from a more "open" country, but I don't see a problem with being naked around your child. No, you should not be naked when other peoples children are in your house. Why should young kids, girls and boys alike, learn that naked bodies are wrong and need to be hidden? I don't say that you should always walk around with everything hanging out, but no child was ever harmed from seeing their parents naked (if we assume that they have a "normal" child/parent relationship with nothing but family-feelings between them)
Knoro 6
Absolutely this.
Limeila 10
THANK YOU! I grew up seeing my parents walking around naked on a regular basis and I'm fine. Nudity isn't always associated with sexuality, and it never is when it's in a parent/child relationship. People should stop seeing evil in everything.
ollygollymolly 6
I grew up suuuuper religious and learning about how horrid it was when Adam and Eve learned they were naked. As an adult I'm finding out that it really is no big deal. My parents are coming to visit my home for the first time next week and I'll be surprised if I don't accidentally go downstairs naked. I'm always naked.
Mungolikecandy 19
It must get chilly in the winter.
MoroseMoose 47
YES. Non-sexual nudity is fine. This is how I'm raising my kids.
KrystalKruspe 4
Most of my fellow Americans are afraid of their own biology.
layonnaroby 12
Exactly! I grew up with my mom walking around naked! She never did it in front of friends or accidentally ! When I would have company she would always make sure hey we're gone first.
Rozay333 36
YDI, you should have more respect than to walk around naked knowing there's a house full of teenage girls, whether it was the middle of the night or not.
_Just_My_Luck 15
Better hope none of the girls tell their parents because there's a massive storm coming if they do. Sorry man but YDI.
muffledpotato 17
Well it's kinda your own fault for forgetting and why would you walk around naked in the first place if you had a daughter? I'm sure she doesn't want to see her nude father. But alas, sorry OP, it was morning...
pantsmaster 6
Sounds like the start of a porno.
Kers3054 16
Why are you walking around the house naked at all when you have a child living with you?
ollygollymolly 6
Because not every household is built on nudity being the worst thing ever.
creditless 14
ur a perv... that is all
aboynamedjude 8
You deserved it, but those poor traumatized children didn't.
tigeresscrazy 12
When I was growing up we had one bathroom an some times my dad forgot to close the door or I would either way I say my dad naked meany times despite that I'm not scared for life though I'll admit I never got use to it an just cause a dad walks around naked at night dose not make him a perv
Mungolikecandy 19
You have a daughter old enough to have sleepovers. Why are you wandering around the house naked?