Intimacy: Today, I went bowling with some friends. After a few beers I...

By paulwatson93 - 17/05/2011 04:28 - United States

Today, I went bowling with some friends. After a few beers I was showing off spinning the ball around on the tip of my finger. One trip to the ER and two crushed nuts later, I've found that mixing alcohol and heavy shiny balls is not a good idea. FML

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By lexiiiiiiweee - 19/02/2010 22:00 - United States

Today, I went bowling with my friends. As I was about to take my turn, my friend came up behind me and yelled in my ear, "Don't mess up!" Startled, I dropped the ball on my foot. FML

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By moobysrocks - 20/02/2010 18:58 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend out bowling. The place was not only packed, but on my very first attempt, I stumbled and landed flat on my "sugarbuns" about 6 feet down the lane. Everyone pointed and laughed hysterically, including my girlfriend, who was on the floor almost in tears, enjoying my pain. FML

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By oogabooga9 - 08/11/2017 15:00

Today, I was clearing out the garage when a large bouncy ball rolled into the drive. Only when I blasted it full force with my foot and collapsed did I realise it was actually a bowling ball. Two of my toes are broken. FML

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By nothing - 18/05/2009 05:12 - United States

Today, I went bowling. The guy at the lane next to us was bowling by himself and had a few of his own bowling balls, and he had one that looked like a yin-yang and it looked very cool spinning down the lane into the pins. Not really thinking, I casually said to him "Hey, I like your balls." FML

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By weldingmachine217 - 16/11/2015 21:47 - United States - Blanchard

Today, I went to the bowling alley. I have short, stubby fingers, and as I looked for a bowling ball that would fit my hand properly, an old man watched me searching, and approached asking, "Is that how you are with women? Fingering them, tossing them in the gutter, and looking for another?" FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, I was playing beer pong at a party and managed to get the ball in a cup. I jumped a little bit in excitement and somehow managed to fracture my foot while doing so. FML

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By STRIKE! - 12/11/2022 07:00 - United States

Today, I found out how it feels to drop a bowling ball on your foot. Spoiler: It doesn't feel good. FML

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By BabeRuth - 20/09/2013 15:33 - United States

Today, I thought it would be cool to hit a basketball with a baseball bat. Ended up in the ER with seven stitches. FML

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By owmyballs - 17/12/2009 16:34 - Thailand

Today, I was playing with my yo-yo. I began showing off to my friends. When the girl I liked walked by, I thought it'd be really cool to do the move "dog bite". I ended hitting myself in the balls. Hard. FML

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By not-so-happy-feet - 14/06/2009 23:41 - Canada

Today, I was at my friend's birthday party, dancing barefoot because my feet hurt from my shoes' heels. Apparently, someone dropped a glass on the dancefloor and didn't warn anybody. I ended up having to drive myself to the emergency room because all my friends were "having too much fun to leave." FML

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redbluegreen 40

Tuesday 17 May 2011 12:11

What a crushing story!

anorexicbarbie 8

Tuesday 17 May 2011 12:10

It took you two crushed nuts to find that out?

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imOaks 3

Tuesday 17 May 2011 14:03

Guess who can't reproduuuuceee~

brandybaby1204 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 14:05

way to go genius

perdix 29

Tuesday 17 May 2011 14:10

I put baby powder on my balls to keep them from being shiny. They're still heavy -- yeah, it makes it hard to walk, but the ladies love 'em ;)

CloudEnvy 17

Tuesday 17 May 2011 14:16

If that's the case I've changed my idle viewpoint and agree. Strongly.

loudema 5

Tuesday 17 May 2011 14:19

that's what she said!!!

victo890 11

Tuesday 17 May 2011 14:28

wow !!!that's a thing that u should've knew before but it's ok it happens to me sometime

Livinia 11

Tuesday 17 May 2011 14:44

"Today... I was showing off..." YDI.

SteelCladAngel 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 14:50

that should have been common sense

Danielt104 6

Tuesday 17 May 2011 15:10

Did anybody record this and put it on YouTube?

OhSnap_NoWay 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 15:10

Even the little kiddie bowling balls weight 6 lbs so yea your an idiot for trying

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