Today, I went back to school after missing the first 2 weeks of the new school year. I got grilled in my first lesson by my teacher for "gallivanting around on holiday in some sunny place" when I should've been at school learning. My dad had died from liver cancer. FML
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Today, my teacher announced that he'd be out for a week because he was going to Vegas. I happily said, "Woo hoo!" Then he finished his sentence by telling me it was because his dad had died. FML
Today, I accused a student in my class of getting his dad to do his homework. It turns out that his dad died two years ago. FML
Today, my English teacher asked me why I didn't have my project completed. Thinking quick on my feet, I told her it was because my grandmother had just passed away. Apparently they go to the same country club and have known each other for years. My teacher started crying and ran out of the room. FML
Today, I had to go to my daughter's school because she hasn't been going to class. Her teacher seemed surprised to see me with my husband when we arrived. Apparently I "died" recently and my daughter has had extra responsibility around the house, hence why she doesn't come to class. FML
Today, after I missed in school for two and a half weeks, I also missed three tests. Now I gotta work for all of them during my holidays and read two books for school. My holidays are just gonna be like school, but with more work. FML
Today, I left for college. I spent hundreds of dollars on clothes, bedding and other things. After packing my entire closet and everything else I needed, I left only to have to head back home. My dad forgot to pay the first semesters tuition. He said "Oh well, you would have failed out anyway." FML
Today, my PE teacher yelled at me for not trying hard enough in class. This my second week back after being in the hospital with a collapsed lung. FML
Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML
Today, whilst cleaning out his desk, my dad "accidentally" threw away my summer homework. That's 100 pages, over a duration of 2 months. School starts in 3 days. FML
Today, I spent my first day with my parents for the first time in a year as I've been away at university. My dad went to work, and my mum spent the whole day playing mahjong with her friends as they all told me "how fat I've gotten" and how "boys won't like it". FML
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lukascepanovic 0
well tell that bitch why you missed the first 2 weeks! :/
Jimboom 12
This is probably one of those very rare instances where you could cuss out your teacher big time and get away with it... after you have explained to the head teacher that you father just died of course.
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Comments (206)
Whitewall_fml 2
That sucks. Time to sue? Or at least try to get the teacher fired somehow. Or switch classes at the very least.
bagleface 6
Smack em up side the head
moodyreallyrocks 27
I am sorry….
nevarezromero 6
sorry for your loss :(
julieloves 0
Oh honey I'm sorry you should have made her feel bad by saying that...but I'm really sorry about your dad that's horrible :(
fmlbrofml 0
The 1550 people who say she deserved it, are ******* retarded. Why she deserve to get confronted about something when her dad died,? ******* idiots.
jessicakate 0
Tell them your dads died then they'll feel like shit and not be a dick! Some people suck
angelofsaturn 23
man some of y'all motherfuckers suck. my dad died suddenly when i was in college and i came home for a week cause that's what my mom wanted. my roommate told my professors what happened(she was in the room with me when i got the call) and they were really understanding. they even prayed for me at the beginning of each class(small christian college so it wasn't strange for them to do that). my younger sister(who was in high school) had a teacher like op's teacher and she laid into that woman hard before storming out and cutting that class. i think she ended up being able to drop that class cause they never got along and this was the final straw. the point is that he didn't deserve to have this shit piled on him cause having your dad die is bad enough without some uninformed broad runnin her mouth.
newburton13 26
I hop you told the bitch that and smacked her across the campus.
dianadoll 23
well you shoulda told her very loudly what happened so she'd feel like poop:)