Today, I went back to school after missing the first 2 weeks of the new school year. I got grilled in my first lesson by my teacher for "gallivanting around on holiday in some sunny place" when I should've been at school learning. My dad had died from liver cancer. FML
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Today, my teacher announced that he'd be out for a week because he was going to Vegas. I happily said, "Woo hoo!" Then he finished his sentence by telling me it was because his dad had died. FML
Today, I accused a student in my class of getting his dad to do his homework. It turns out that his dad died two years ago. FML
Today, my English teacher asked me why I didn't have my project completed. Thinking quick on my feet, I told her it was because my grandmother had just passed away. Apparently they go to the same country club and have known each other for years. My teacher started crying and ran out of the room. FML
Today, I had to go to my daughter's school because she hasn't been going to class. Her teacher seemed surprised to see me with my husband when we arrived. Apparently I "died" recently and my daughter has had extra responsibility around the house, hence why she doesn't come to class. FML
Today, after I missed in school for two and a half weeks, I also missed three tests. Now I gotta work for all of them during my holidays and read two books for school. My holidays are just gonna be like school, but with more work. FML
Today, I left for college. I spent hundreds of dollars on clothes, bedding and other things. After packing my entire closet and everything else I needed, I left only to have to head back home. My dad forgot to pay the first semesters tuition. He said "Oh well, you would have failed out anyway." FML
Today, my PE teacher yelled at me for not trying hard enough in class. This my second week back after being in the hospital with a collapsed lung. FML
Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML
Today, whilst cleaning out his desk, my dad "accidentally" threw away my summer homework. That's 100 pages, over a duration of 2 months. School starts in 3 days. FML
Today, I spent my first day with my parents for the first time in a year as I've been away at university. My dad went to work, and my mum spent the whole day playing mahjong with her friends as they all told me "how fat I've gotten" and how "boys won't like it". FML
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lukascepanovic 0
well tell that bitch why you missed the first 2 weeks! :/
Jimboom 12
This is probably one of those very rare instances where you could cuss out your teacher big time and get away with it... after you have explained to the head teacher that you father just died of course.
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Dademonboy 2
Would have went hme came back the next day with a butter knife jumped on that bitches desk and slapper her out the seat and then started castrating her with the butter knife and before she says her Last word would have dropped a BIG SHIT ON HER FACE Lmfao jk would have cried silently in my seat
mischiefkel 17
That doesn't give you any right to miss two weeks. One is enough. You're just being dramatic and lazy.
DaDezza244 31
Are you a jackass #263!!!!!!!!!!???? Do you know how it feels if a loved one of yours died? Don't call OP lazy and dramatic because of his father's death. Don't make heartless comments. OP, I'm sorry for your loss. I wish my condolences and screw that teacher. complain to the principal if you need to. Its never easy to recover from these situations. Like what others said, yell at the ass!
coolkitty154 11
Wait, are you ******* stupid? His father died. They have to go through all the funeral processes, the preparations, the mourning, the receiving of condolences. A week is not nearly enough for a person to go back to school after losing someone that close. Lazy? Dramatic? You, sir, are an idiot.
zfchatroulette 24
I have a lot I'd like to say in response to your comment, #263, but I believe I can sum it up in these three words: "you're a ****."
monstercity2 8
I would cuss him out. Like " like I'm sorry. I guess it's my fault my dad died. Does it count as ******* gallivanting around while I'm burying my ******* dad?" storm out
imamaniac 4
wow thats sad. im sorry for your loss.
darkfireflame 15
Hopefully she got chewed out big time for that one.
SlightOfHand 5
can someone explain to me why the hell people clicked the ydi button on this one. all faith in humanity... lost. sorry that happened to you, OP. Tear her a new one!
breeyand 15
I'm so sorry
goaliestud30 23
Tbh I would bitch that teacher out
fantasyworld 39
I'd bitch her out.
CaroAurelia 12
Well, I hope you stood up and told her that in no uncertain terms.