Today, I watched "The Vow" with my girlfriend. When the movie ended, we walked out to the theatre's lobby, and I heard her mutter, "I deserve a guy like him." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because we watched a movie that Taylor Lautner was in, she claims they made special eye contact and they are destined to be together. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, I went to the movies with the girl I liked. She kept on eating my popcorn so I whispered in her ear, "Pretty soon your going to have to repay me with kisses." Then she looked at me and walked out the theatre. She came back with a bucket of popcorn and said, "Here, you're repaid." FML
Today, my 24 year old girlfriend plugged her ears and stomped her feet while making really loud noises in our local video store. She then refused to stop until I agreed to rent and watch The Notebook with her. FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, I went on a date with the girl I like, to see The Fault In Our Stars. She didn't cry, but I did. Twice, hard. FML
Today, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms during the movie, I chose a horror film. I screamed like a pussy the whole time. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend went and saw "The Blind Side." I sobbed throughout the entire movie. My girlfriend didn't shed a tear. FML
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ironwords 8
And they say chick flicks are good for men
bri5083 9
No one can beat Channing Tatum. It's impossible I'm sorry..
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Comments (231)
Annihilator257 15
Doesn't mean you can't try to be like that.
Subcontinent 14
Posts like this just make me think that maybe if the girl thinks she deserves better she should try all of that romantic shit for her boyfriend too. I know the guy is "supposed to be the strong one" and all but if you love him or care for him show it - give him a shoulder rub when he comes home from work achey and tired, play video games or watch his favourite show with him, be just as into his sexual pleasure as you'd want him to be for you, stay up late with him if he can't sleep, look after him when he's sick. If you do all those things and he doesn't reciprocate then sure maybe there's a problem but if you expect that kind of thing and don't give it back, the problem is you.
WalrusSweG 1
dump that bitch