Today, I watched my mother tell a man that the holocaust was "a good thing" and "necessary for population control". That man was my girlfriend's father. Who is Jewish. FML
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Today, my boyfriend came over to my parents' house for dinner. My dad made Holocaust jokes the entire time. My boyfriend is Jewish. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were being driven home from our date by her mother. She's Jewish and I'm Catholic. Her mother was talking about how my girlfriend was going on a trip to Jerusalem that summer. She finished with "And you can find a nice Jewish boy while you're there." FML
Today, my daughter is so out of touch with anything not related to her phone and her social popularity that she doesn't know who Hitler was. I had to show her on YouTube, and while we aren't religious anymore, we are a Jewish family so this is an extra level of parental shame for me. FML
Today, my grandmother tried to lecture me about discrimination. This is the same woman who lies about her grandchildren's race, and tried to convince a Jewish person that the Jews were responsible for the Holocaust. FML
Today, my mother told me she wanted me to get an exorcism. Yes, she was serious. I'm Jewish. FML
Today, I was discussing my family heritage with my girlfriend's parents. The moment I told them that I came from a German background, her seven-year-old brother pointed at me and yelled, "HITLER!" FML
Today, a parent of one of the students I teach called me to complain that I was teaching her child "lies" and "fairytales". I was teaching them about the Holocaust. FML
Today, my Jewish boyfriend came over for my extended family's Easter party. My grandmother made fun of him for being Jewish so badly, that he left, crying. She doesn't see what she did wrong. FML
Today, my dad spent a full half hour trying to convince me that Judaism is a race. FML
Today, I watched The Passion of the Christ with my girlfriend. She kept scoffing at what she called the "historical inaccuracies", and actually tried to convince me that Hitler killed Jesus. When I corrected her, she looked at me, mouth agape, as if I was insane. FML
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XBurytheCastleX 25
So, torturing and murder is population control? Inconsoderate.
Ambient25 25
What is your solution then? You can't temper people into population control, most countries wouldn't follow suit. Brazil, India, and much of Africa is unfettered in that regard. Even the Chinese tried. That "1-child act" was good on paper, until it turned out most parents were choosing boys. Now China gets to have a male to female ratio crisis in the next decade. Unless people lose their empathy, fall into a global war, or are willing to live under strict lifestyle rules, population control will never occur.
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Comments (39)
obviousboy 8
We do need population control, and of course it's the Jews, homosexuals and handicapped having more kids than they can afford/raise. Sigh.
bangbutton 3
Taste the contradiction..
sunnyray812 42
Your mom is a bitch for saying that to a Jewish man. What the **** is wrong with her?!
AshaaFerreira 22
If population control is needed and we "need" to kill people it should start with rapists and pedophiles not a race or culture or gender..... God some peoples children..... I guess in this case mothers.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Hopefully your girlfriend’s father understands that you’re not racist just because your bitch of a mother happens to be.
lucasj23 11
you must have known your mom had such ignorant views. why would you let her near your girlfriends parents knowing that.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
You never know, sometimes, these "people" are good at hiding their true colors until their children start dating people of a different race/religion/cultural background.