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By TheSneakyNugget - 24/04/2016 15:18 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, I watched a large, sweaty woman stick a hairbrush down her shirt to scratch a rash on her back, before putting it back on the shelf. FML

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By crazydaughter - 12/04/2012 12:51 - Egypt

Today, I walked in on my daughter trying to blow-dry the sweat off her armpits instead of showering. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2017 08:00 - United States - Princeton

Today, my husband caught me scratching my armpit with his beard brush. Just last week I swore that I never touch it. FML

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By Employee - 07/08/2012 19:17 - United States - Lincoln

Today, while at work, I used the restroom. After I noticed we were out of paper towels, I just tried shaking my hands dry. I then readjusted my bra, since it'd been driving me crazy all day. After getting back to my cubicle, I realized that I had two wet handprints over my boobs. FML

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By Mars - 29/04/2009 09:40 - United States

Today, I got a haircut. Right after the lady finished washing my hair she grabbed a towel to wipe her nose. She then used the same towel to thoroughly dry my hair. FML

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By LittleGina - 04/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Benson

Today, a woman was standing in front of me in line. There was a strand of hair on her back, so to be nice, I pulled it off her. It was still attached to her head. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2012 05:50 - United States - Egg Harbor Township

Today, I had an unbearable itch on my foot that I could not make go away with my nails, so I grabbed the stapler in my drawer to scratch it with. Bad idea. FML

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By carla - 13/01/2009 01:35 - France

Today, as I came out of some changing rooms in a clothes shop, I gave back all the stuff I'd tried on to a saleswoman. I then walk off, make it about a couple of yards, change my mind and decide to purchase one of the items I'd tried. When I get back, the saleswoman was spraying the changing room I'd used with deodorant. FML

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F*ck the patriarchy

By Anonymous - 20/12/2020 19:58

Today, I watched as my girlfriend painfully plucked her eyebrows for half an hour. She is willing to do this, but not shave her armpits on a regular basis. FML

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By soapy - 01/10/2011 16:08 - Canada

Today, while taking a shower, my back hair caused so much friction against the bar of soap, it stuck for a good second before coming free. FML

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By anonymous - 15/12/2010 05:27

Today, I found out that the fat sweaty guy at my job frequently uses my rub-on deodorant and puts it back in my drawer after he's done. FML

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Bonafonte 24

Monday 25 April 2016 10:39

Maybe it wasn't the right brush for her backhair. Don't judge.

TabooSushi 24

Monday 25 April 2016 11:17

I hope you told someone, or sent it to your claims department as a biohazard if you are an employee. That's disgusting. I always wash new brushes before I use them anyway, but now I might flat out BOIL THEM.

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cheesecake12 12

Monday 25 April 2016 13:00

hmm gross.

DaniealThePope 18

Monday 25 April 2016 13:17

Your nails exist for a reason.

RA91 26

Monday 25 April 2016 13:53

0_0 I puked a little in my mouth...

janfleury 19

Monday 25 April 2016 14:14

Wal-Mart??

natattck 9

Monday 25 April 2016 14:15

Appetite- gone.

cheshireau 26

Monday 25 April 2016 14:57

Was this at Walmart? Lots of horror stories come from that place

lurkingaround 2

Monday 25 April 2016 16:16

you deserve it...see now you know what happens and I bet you will wash everything you buy before you use it.

Saikon1357 25

Monday 25 April 2016 17:27

And now I will only purchase prepackaged brushes.

brenton490 19

Monday 25 April 2016 19:10

And this is why I usually go for the middle of the item I need. You just never know.

kikimiko 7

Monday 25 April 2016 19:11

Omg that's disgusting!

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