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Ew
Well, I guess it's alright because it wasn't a hairy situation. I would give you a scratch on the back for noticing, but that sucks.
Please stop.
That... That was just... No
you're trying way too hard
'Tis the FML tradition: pick an FML, make shitty pun(s) in the comments, get downvoted into oblivion.
Nice to know that people can't take a joke on this site anymore...
People can take jokes and leave them. Forcing a string of awkward puns together isn't enough to make me laugh; it merits a cringe at the most. There are still plenty of good jokes to be found around here, usually with lots of thumbs up, so I have to say you're mistaken.
This is why I have trust issues
Ew
Maybe it wasn't the right brush for her backhair. Don't judge.
I wish i could unread this
is it just me or anybody else getting turned on rn?! jk
Just you
You really should tell the staff that could be infectious
Burn the brush.
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Maybe it wasn't the right brush for her backhair. Don't judge.
I hope you told someone, or sent it to your claims department as a biohazard if you are an employee. That's disgusting. I always wash new brushes before I use them anyway, but now I might flat out BOIL THEM.