By TheSneakyNugget - 24/04/2016 15:18 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, I watched a large, sweaty woman stick a hairbrush down her shirt to scratch a rash on her back, before putting it back on the shelf. FML
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Bonafonte 24
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Maybe it wasn't the right brush for her backhair. Don't judge.

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TabooSushi 24

I hope you told someone, or sent it to your claims department as a biohazard if you are an employee. That's disgusting. I always wash new brushes before I use them anyway, but now I might flat out BOIL THEM.

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team_garra 8
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Well, I guess it's alright because it wasn't a hairy situation. I would give you a scratch on the back for noticing, but that sucks.

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ADOG2645 17
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That... That was just... No

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krazy789 28
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you're trying way too hard

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Miss_Whipped 43
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'Tis the FML tradition: pick an FML, make shitty pun(s) in the comments, get downvoted into oblivion.

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RebelDiaries 11
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Nice to know that people can't take a joke on this site anymore...

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trollcrusher 17
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People can take jokes and leave them. Forcing a string of awkward puns together isn't enough to make me laugh; it merits a cringe at the most. There are still plenty of good jokes to be found around here, usually with lots of thumbs up, so I have to say you're mistaken.

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llama_monicz 21
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This is why I have trust issues

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Bonafonte 24
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Maybe it wasn't the right brush for her backhair. Don't judge.

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anyagrande 31
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I wish i could unread this

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tranced_ 44
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is it just me or anybody else getting turned on rn?! jk

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rag97 6

Definitely just you.

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domolovesyoshi 33
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You really should tell the staff that could be infectious

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TabooSushi 24

I hope you told someone, or sent it to your claims department as a biohazard if you are an employee. That's disgusting. I always wash new brushes before I use them anyway, but now I might flat out BOIL THEM.

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ssnow_fml 20
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Burn the brush.

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