Animals: Today, I watched a cat pounce on a small bird and rip it to shreds,...

By Twitchy - 14/09/2011 23:20 - Bahamas

Today, I watched a cat pounce on a small bird and rip it to shreds, feather by feather. It wouldn't have been any worse than mildly disturbing, had I not just spent the last 4 weeks nursing the bird back to health from a broken wing. FML

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By tulisa - 21/02/2015 04:25 - United States - Alexandria

Today, I witnessed the beautiful sight of a tiny baby bird struggling to take flight from its nest. "You can do it," I muttered, which I guess my asswipe of a cat heard as "Quick, go kill that bird and scar me for life, please." FML

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By Olive14 - 15/12/2010 06:15

Today, I was caring for a bird that had flown into my window. I thought the poor thing wouldn't make it, when it shit in my hand, flew into my neck, then around my living room for ages before I could manage to get it out of the window. FML

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By craphanded - 19/07/2011 17:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I saved a bird from being run over as it lay in the middle of the road. Thinking it had a broken wing or something, I started carrying it home, intending to take it to the vet later. It crapped in my hand and flew away. FML

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By Dog Person Now - 31/05/2018 01:30

Today, I came home to find that my sweet kitten had gotten out and dragged a bird inside, where he ripped it to shreds. I found the bird's head in my underwear drawer. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2022 21:00 - Australia

Today, I was sick in bed with a nasty flu. It was also the day my bird was eaten by an animal that had silently burrowed into the cage while I was recovering. FML

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By Ketchup - 22/06/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, my brother and I found a little bird that couldn't fly. While trying to convince my mom that it couldn't fly so we could keep it, I lightly tossed it in the air and it landed a few feet in front of me. Then my cat grabbed it and ate it. FML

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By ByeByeBirdie - 29/06/2016 22:41 - United States - Montgomery

Today, I'd had enough of the annoying bird constantly singing in the shrillest bird voice possible outside of my window, so I chased it around the yard, shooing it away, as my cat sat there and watched. FML

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By TehUglyLife - 29/07/2013 19:11 - United States - Jacksonville Beach

Today, I tried to help a bird who had broken his wing. I walked straight into a door while looking down at him in my hands, and ended up all but breaking his other wing. FML

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By 4am blues - 13/07/2015 04:39 - United States - Lehigh Acres

Today, my cat thought it was appropriate to bring a bird into the house at 4 a.m.; the bird thought it was appropriate to attack my mom. FML

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By Ihatestraycats - 22/07/2023 12:00

Today, after we finished making my 6 year-old daughter a net to catch an injured baby bird, when she went out to catch it she witnessed a stray cat catch and eat it. FML

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Thursday 15 September 2011 9:04

Should have given it a redbull.

StoryOfTheYear 14

Thursday 15 September 2011 9:03

Sounds like what happened to the Atlanta Falcons last Sunday.

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BritLass 15

Thursday 15 September 2011 18:09

Why did you just stand and watch? Is it a fetish? :S ;)

hotpinkpepsi 6

Thursday 15 September 2011 18:30

Cats can climb small trees

ENLT 6

Thursday 15 September 2011 18:53

Gotta love Mother Nature

Calyx_fml 21

Thursday 15 September 2011 19:54

Like plankton, gazelle and mice, small birds are food. That's not sad, it's nature. YDI for thinking that you know better.

michi23 0

Thursday 15 September 2011 20:00

Heyy sh*t happens.

Nitronie 3

Thursday 15 September 2011 20:58

§Well that's ironic :

fender412 1

Thursday 15 September 2011 22:36

Just think...that bird probably died thinking you were fixing it up just to feed it to your cat.

xdust 4

Thursday 15 September 2011 22:47

Last time I saw a bird with a Brocken wing I killed it. Usually that is the proper response on such matters. I did kill it fast thought.

ritzia 4

Thursday 15 September 2011 22:58

That sucks the same shit happen to me it was a baby bird.

bogart20 13

Thursday 15 September 2011 23:19

Life hates that bird, just one thing after another

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