Today, I was working the cash register. While helping a customer with her groceries, my bra snapped. I then had to ask my male boss if I could staple it back together. Thirty minutes later it snapped again. I then had to explain to my boss that I was too broke to buy a new one. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my bra burst apart in the middle of class. I then had the privilege of asking my male teacher if I could borrow his stapler to put it back together. FML
Today, I was at work, and I had to tell my manager I was calling someone to bring me a bra as mine had broken mid-shift. I was the only woman on shift. It took them 30 minutes to show up and I still had to serve front of house while I waited. FML
Today, since I'm too broke to get a new one, I had to duct tape my bra. FML
Today, my pants ripped while I was at work. I had to keep my balls to the wall while I dodged customers and edged ever closer to the break room. Before I could call my wife and ask her to bring a new pair, my boss burst in, got pissed, and made me go back out and deal with irate customers. FML
Today, the underwire in my bra snapped as my 9-hour workday started. FML
Today, my boss asked me to pick up some supplies for a presentation. I entered the store in the middle of an armed robbery, was knocked to the floor, and had my cash, phone and credit cards stolen. When I told my boss the story, she said, "So were you able to get the binder clips?" FML
Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML
Today, I'm a cashier in a grocery store. The visiting regional manager tore me a new one for being lazy. His reason? After working a double shift with no break, I decided to sit down for a minute when things got slow. FML
Today, at work, my front-close bra popped open like an anime character, right in front of the two male coworkers I was talking to. My boobs flung around and I had to pretend nothing happened while subtly crossing my arms and waiting for them to leave so I could fix it. FML
Today, my bra clasp broke in the middle of a job interview. I got the job on the spot. I'm scared to report into work. FML
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007type 26
Oh, SNAP...!
imsosleepy 9
Hope your boss bought you a new bra
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shawnaishere 14
No Victoria's secret for you then. Those bras are expensive!
bRower 3
Sign up for coupons in the mail- sometimes they send you coupons for, say, ten dollars off for a bra (and for the regular ones, not the super fancy ones, its actually a good price) and free panty coupons.
notepie 6
That should hint to him to give you a raise!
SqueakyChipmunk 22
I hope you'll be able to get a new bra in staple condition. :D
gengar1221 1
236 FML's submitted and zero have been on the site? FYL, that's an FML right there.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
I know, but submitting an FML about it will just add to the fail cause it won't be accepted. Last week I had to go to the doctor cause I got my fist stuck in my mouth during a game of truth or dare. There's no pleasing you guys!
perdix 31
Let "The Girls" be free! Help male customers out to their cars and bend over as your load the groceries into their cars. You'll rack up enough in tips to buy a new tit-jail (aka, bra.)
sisterjameela 7
What if she has saggy Maggie boobs? They'll be flapping around getting in the way. Giving people black eyes if she turns around suddenly. This is a DANGEROUS situation for everyone involved!!!!!
SAgirl 24
Why do Americans bras snap so easily?
perdix 31
Because Americans are fat and tend to buy undersized clothes rather than admit they are fat. Clothing makers are now making big "smalls" and gargantuan "mediums." By the way, South African clothes are honestly sized and discouraging to our egos.
Crazberry 5
Because they're cheaply made. If OP is too broke to buy a new bra, you can guess where she does most of her shopping: Walmart. Or Target.
zolziski 11
Perdix, I am thoroughly intrigued and absolutely have to know how you know that South African clothes are honestly sized?
MinecraftGeek 8
41, Seeing as he said, "discouraging to our egos", I'm guessing br lives in South Africa.
MinecraftGeek 8
he*
zolziski 11
I am from South Africa and I am unfamiliar with the location "the upper Midwest" and just assumed this was a territory in the U.S.
ManInTheMachine 20
50-The Upper Midwest is in the U.S, but it isn't a territory, just a general area in the States. :)They have the East and West Coast, and the Midwest.
Tamz13 2
Not just because a lot of Americans are fat & cram themselves into things they have no business wearing, but also because our concept of quality here is just about non existent. I bought a bra from a high end retailer, was properly fitted, and one wash later in one of those little bags made just to wash them in the hooks were coming loose from the material
Lauaries8 16
She probably does her shopping at VS...those never last as long as mine do from WalMart. I never get the snide comments when I shop at WM and they cost $40-$50 less.
jeanette_12345 9
Go to TJ Max, target, or Walmart you can get cheap bras there. Unless you have those tig ol' ******* and they dont carry your size.
dude1122332 9
Wasn't it Tig ol Bitties? I think only =3 fans' will get that.
GotBrains 0
OP is so poor she can't even pay attention.
ALpein 0
Your username is ironic.
darkfairy2684 9
Made no sense whatsoever for your comment. But your name is ironic lol
Crazberry 5
I'm not expecting a response but at the grocery store I work at, we have people called picks, who are basically managers in everything but the title. I would have gone to one of them instead of your male boss. If there's a lady at your work like one of the ones I know, she would have been like, "Ohh honey bunny, here's some duct tape!"
Dodge4x4Ram 46
the bigger the bra size the better chance any Guy will pay for it
Mauskau 36
This is why it's handy to own more than one bra. Go to the cheapest clothes store and buy a few when you get paid. Hopefully the quality is good enough to last you. My cheap ones last at most a year, and I replace my bras every year generally. Is there an American equivalent to Primark?