Today, I was working the cash register. While helping a customer with her groceries, my bra snapped. I then had to ask my male boss if I could staple it back together. Thirty minutes later it snapped again. I then had to explain to my boss that I was too broke to buy a new one. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my bra burst apart in the middle of class. I then had the privilege of asking my male teacher if I could borrow his stapler to put it back together. FML
Today, I was at work, and I had to tell my manager I was calling someone to bring me a bra as mine had broken mid-shift. I was the only woman on shift. It took them 30 minutes to show up and I still had to serve front of house while I waited. FML
Today, since I'm too broke to get a new one, I had to duct tape my bra. FML
Today, my pants ripped while I was at work. I had to keep my balls to the wall while I dodged customers and edged ever closer to the break room. Before I could call my wife and ask her to bring a new pair, my boss burst in, got pissed, and made me go back out and deal with irate customers. FML
Today, the underwire in my bra snapped as my 9-hour workday started. FML
Today, my boss asked me to pick up some supplies for a presentation. I entered the store in the middle of an armed robbery, was knocked to the floor, and had my cash, phone and credit cards stolen. When I told my boss the story, she said, "So were you able to get the binder clips?" FML
Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML
Today, I'm a cashier in a grocery store. The visiting regional manager tore me a new one for being lazy. His reason? After working a double shift with no break, I decided to sit down for a minute when things got slow. FML
Today, at work, my front-close bra popped open like an anime character, right in front of the two male coworkers I was talking to. My boobs flung around and I had to pretend nothing happened while subtly crossing my arms and waiting for them to leave so I could fix it. FML
Today, my bra clasp broke in the middle of a job interview. I got the job on the spot. I'm scared to report into work. FML
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007type 26
Oh, SNAP...!
imsosleepy 9
Hope your boss bought you a new bra
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Comments (140)
mrboomstik 3
Let the twins go free OP! Show those sweater cows off!
irtlw 1
Bras are overrated. Like really what is the point? I wish people wouldn't judge for not wearing one.
Mifflicious 18
Bras are overrated if you're a couch potato and just lie and eat ice cream all day. I like to run around and do stuff, and I certainly can't do that without a bra if I want my boobs to not hurt like hell. Don't judge bra-wearing people if you don't want them to judge you :|
JayElleBee 15
So just how flat-chested are you? Because I'm a DD-E and I need to wear a bra just to sleep comfortably. Day to day activities are near impossible without one. Bras have a purpose. Just because you don't need them doesn't make them pointless.
vetgrl 2
I had a bra break because it was tool old and thinning in the back. I wear that stuff till its DONE. Maybe everyone who is broke does that too. I am a pretty thin lady too, so you don't have to be overweight for clothes to break. Just cheap or poor. So it was either a cheap bra, or an old one. Which makes sense because she said she is broke. She never said she didn't have bras at home, just that she was at work, and couldn't buy one at work.
LoveGuru69 0
time to go all-naturaal baby
annalily5 28
If you're on the smaller side bust wise (A-C) try Target for a new bra, and check their sale racks as well. I bought 5 for about $20 a year or so ago and they've held up great. I have some from two years ago that I treated roughly first few months(I didn't realize bras should go in the dryer) and while not in as great condition they still work. I realize this doesn't work so well if your larger busted, and in that case I've got no advice.
KiddNYC1O 22
Way to hint a decent raise!
ScaryLullaby 10
That's why I wear sports bras.
hateevryone 15
I'm sure you have other bras. Don't you?
Country29 16
Sports bra! They don't snap.
Kayla860 8
You have a job, how are you broke?
j_cat187 20
Gotta pay the rent