Today, I was working at the school when one of the kids came crying to me about needing help with his zipper after a little "accident". Forbidden by a district ordinance to touch them in certain areas, there was nothing I could do; to which he cried and pissed his pants. Again. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was working at my day-camp, and one of my little boys told me he had to show me something important. He proudly showed me that he'd crapped his pants. I had to wipe his ass clean. FML
Today, while teaching at a daycare, a child came up to me and asked if he could go to the bathroom. Obviously, I said it was fine. He then pulled his pants down, and pee on my brand new shoes, and all over my leg. FML
Today, I was substitute teaching a high school English class. A student discreetly told me that my zipper was open. I tried to zip it up, but the zipper got caught on my underwear. When I bent down to pick up my pen, my pants split. Before I turned around, I heard the sound of phones taking pictures. FML
Today, working at a daycare centre, when packing up the kids' beds after sleep time, I slipped and landed in a puddle. Of urine. I had no spare pants. I had to wear them for the rest of my shift. FML
Today, I was in a public bathroom, when a little boy walked in and he had an 'accident'. He asked if I could help him clean it up, so I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML
Today, while working at a daycare, I had to change a kid's diaper. This may seem normal for a daycare worker, but not when it's a 7-year-old kid who is still not potty-trained and shat their pants. FML
Today, a student pooped his pants in my office. I work with undergrad and graduate students. FML
Today, I was working the register at a local grocery store. A kid about 5 years old was having trouble zipping his jacket. I reached out to help him and he started screaming "No bad touch bad touch!" and kicked me in the knee. Everyone looked. FML
Today, a little girl at my work had an accident. She asked me to help her change, and as she was changing she stuck her hand in her vagina to make sure all the "peepee was gone". She then put that same hand on my face to balance herself as she finished changing. FML
Today, I was at work, and was told to clean up the urine that a child had left down the slide inside the play place. While in the slide, another little kid peed on my head. FML
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RJB 0
Then tell them to go to the Nurse, who obviously can touch students anywhere the nurse sees fit,
RufusCade 7
"Hello, Mrs Doe! This is the principal at John's school. We had to cut his pants again since he couldn't unzip them himself..." "/.../" "No, you are well aware of that we are allowed to touch the children's hips, but not the behind or front." "/.../" "Yes, we used scissors." "/.../" "No, we didn't hurt him with the scissors as we accidentally did the last time." "/.../" "If you say so, Mrs. Doe, we can let him spend the day in his peed pants, but I want that in writing from you and your husband." I really think that the fear of pedophiles has taken monstrouous proportions. Why not tdress the kids up in Burqa to protect them from peeping?
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Comments (117)
avfcfan89 0
i feel bad for the kid. should have just done it real quick.
asno 0
op sounds suspiciously bitter about this new ordinance...
Luckster 0
Makes me happy I grew up in a time before every ******* soccer mom on the planet decided to oppress the system to protect their 'darling little angels' from harm.
moonwitch 0
My son's school had me sign a form that allowed them to help him in the bathroom if he needed it. People are getting ridiculous.
Improbability 0
It's crap like this that made me decide not to teach. Teaching, handling children and parents? Fine. Dealing with stupid rules, laws, guidelines, etc? Not so much. The rules try their hardest to make sure teachers are backed in to corners with their hands tied. And that still doesn't protect any one. If this kid decided to take revenge by telling his parents that the teacher touched him anyway, her career would be practically over, and she didn't even do anything! Makes me sick...
Luckster 0
I think any job where an adult is around kids has that problem. 8(
Morphs 0
Only in america..
Tehalon 0
*sigh* Only in America...
boatkicker 5
I've heard of teachers aides getting fired because a kid hugged them. NOT because they hugged the kid, but because they didn't step away when the child tried to hug them, in a school with a no-tolerance-touching policy. The child, a kindergartner, also got in trouble.
Rhad 0
I love how everyone is mad at Americans over this. To think: Americans would be so presumptuous to ban touching little kids. Meanwhile, nobody else anywhere else in the globe has ever touched a child...
LilaBear 2
I think you've missed the point that America has banned HELPING A KID GO TO THE TOILET, not TOUCHING a kid in "that" way. Most every country in the world has banned "touching" kids. Get it right.
actionjohn 1
You made the right decision. In my community, a teachers aid faced the same dilema. Unfortunately he helped the child. The child went home and told his parents how he was helped. They then took it upon themselves to sue. They lost, but only after destroying the accused reputation and finances.
dreadkid08 0
This is why if you screw someone over you should be forced to recoup their losses however much money you costed them you have to pay it back. That would make people think twice. There needs to be legislation against frivolous lawsuits