Today, I was working at the school when one of the kids came crying to me about needing help with his zipper after a little "accident". Forbidden by a district ordinance to touch them in certain areas, there was nothing I could do; to which he cried and pissed his pants. Again. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was working at my day-camp, and one of my little boys told me he had to show me something important. He proudly showed me that he'd crapped his pants. I had to wipe his ass clean. FML
Today, while teaching at a daycare, a child came up to me and asked if he could go to the bathroom. Obviously, I said it was fine. He then pulled his pants down, and pee on my brand new shoes, and all over my leg. FML
Today, I was substitute teaching a high school English class. A student discreetly told me that my zipper was open. I tried to zip it up, but the zipper got caught on my underwear. When I bent down to pick up my pen, my pants split. Before I turned around, I heard the sound of phones taking pictures. FML
Today, working at a daycare centre, when packing up the kids' beds after sleep time, I slipped and landed in a puddle. Of urine. I had no spare pants. I had to wear them for the rest of my shift. FML
Today, I was in a public bathroom, when a little boy walked in and he had an 'accident'. He asked if I could help him clean it up, so I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML
Today, while working at a daycare, I had to change a kid's diaper. This may seem normal for a daycare worker, but not when it's a 7-year-old kid who is still not potty-trained and shat their pants. FML
Today, a student pooped his pants in my office. I work with undergrad and graduate students. FML
Today, I was working the register at a local grocery store. A kid about 5 years old was having trouble zipping his jacket. I reached out to help him and he started screaming "No bad touch bad touch!" and kicked me in the knee. Everyone looked. FML
Today, a little girl at my work had an accident. She asked me to help her change, and as she was changing she stuck her hand in her vagina to make sure all the "peepee was gone". She then put that same hand on my face to balance herself as she finished changing. FML
Today, I was at work, and was told to clean up the urine that a child had left down the slide inside the play place. While in the slide, another little kid peed on my head. FML
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RJB 0
Then tell them to go to the Nurse, who obviously can touch students anywhere the nurse sees fit,
RufusCade 7
"Hello, Mrs Doe! This is the principal at John's school. We had to cut his pants again since he couldn't unzip them himself..." "/.../" "No, you are well aware of that we are allowed to touch the children's hips, but not the behind or front." "/.../" "Yes, we used scissors." "/.../" "No, we didn't hurt him with the scissors as we accidentally did the last time." "/.../" "If you say so, Mrs. Doe, we can let him spend the day in his peed pants, but I want that in writing from you and your husband." I really think that the fear of pedophiles has taken monstrouous proportions. Why not tdress the kids up in Burqa to protect them from peeping?
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Comments (117)
ChairForce 0
I think it's funny (not in a good way) that people are so afraid of pedophiles that they have to forbid a teacher from touching their child's zipper, but they have no problem dressing their 6-year-old daughter in tank tops and miniskirts.
boatkicker 5
agreed.
KagamiSama 0
I totally agree with you.
brutal_banger 10
I'd take him to the nurse. no nurse? I'd call one of his parents explain it and get their permission pretty sure they wouldn't want their sons wang caught and no one helped him
terran0 0
they need to fix those rules that's just wrong
terran0 0
frigan raceist comment saying only in America we are winning this war and stop being so raceist I bet it happens there to
2gether4ever 0
jeez, your not really touching them there. if the kid needs to pee, you can undo his zipper. at least your not acaully HELPING him go pee.
CandyCanenomer 4
FYL OP In my elementry (k-6), we couldn't dye our hair, had to wear leggings w/skirts(even long ones), no flip flops, girls could ony have 2 ponytails. No tank tops at all past 3rd grade. Oh, we also had to walk ON a line. Why? "Beacuse it was destracting the students and would casue bad behavor later in life." I don't the Bo flip-flop rule, but the other rules are dumb.
Chocolate_Chunk 2
You do not WHAT the Bo (?) flip-flop rule? With teachers like that, no wonder kids get dumber by the day.
purplebutters 7
lol
Frankisk8 0
All zippers have a lock. haha
breeiaraye 0
majes no sense
breeiaraye 0
haha!be even funnier if the kid was like 12and then pissed his pantz
kaylapple 1
you did the right thing!