Today, I was working at the school when one of the kids came crying to me about needing help with his zipper after a little "accident". Forbidden by a district ordinance to touch them in certain areas, there was nothing I could do; to which he cried and pissed his pants. Again. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was working at my day-camp, and one of my little boys told me he had to show me something important. He proudly showed me that he'd crapped his pants. I had to wipe his ass clean. FML
Today, while teaching at a daycare, a child came up to me and asked if he could go to the bathroom. Obviously, I said it was fine. He then pulled his pants down, and pee on my brand new shoes, and all over my leg. FML
Today, I was substitute teaching a high school English class. A student discreetly told me that my zipper was open. I tried to zip it up, but the zipper got caught on my underwear. When I bent down to pick up my pen, my pants split. Before I turned around, I heard the sound of phones taking pictures. FML
Today, working at a daycare centre, when packing up the kids' beds after sleep time, I slipped and landed in a puddle. Of urine. I had no spare pants. I had to wear them for the rest of my shift. FML
Today, I was in a public bathroom, when a little boy walked in and he had an 'accident'. He asked if I could help him clean it up, so I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML
Today, while working at a daycare, I had to change a kid's diaper. This may seem normal for a daycare worker, but not when it's a 7-year-old kid who is still not potty-trained and shat their pants. FML
Today, a student pooped his pants in my office. I work with undergrad and graduate students. FML
Today, I was working the register at a local grocery store. A kid about 5 years old was having trouble zipping his jacket. I reached out to help him and he started screaming "No bad touch bad touch!" and kicked me in the knee. Everyone looked. FML
Today, a little girl at my work had an accident. She asked me to help her change, and as she was changing she stuck her hand in her vagina to make sure all the "peepee was gone". She then put that same hand on my face to balance herself as she finished changing. FML
Today, I was at work, and was told to clean up the urine that a child had left down the slide inside the play place. While in the slide, another little kid peed on my head. FML
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RJB 0
Then tell them to go to the Nurse, who obviously can touch students anywhere the nurse sees fit,
RufusCade 7
"Hello, Mrs Doe! This is the principal at John's school. We had to cut his pants again since he couldn't unzip them himself..." "/.../" "No, you are well aware of that we are allowed to touch the children's hips, but not the behind or front." "/.../" "Yes, we used scissors." "/.../" "No, we didn't hurt him with the scissors as we accidentally did the last time." "/.../" "If you say so, Mrs. Doe, we can let him spend the day in his peed pants, but I want that in writing from you and your husband." I really think that the fear of pedophiles has taken monstrouous proportions. Why not tdress the kids up in Burqa to protect them from peeping?
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Comments (117)
brun12 1
:( poor baby
AmyRenay 4
Poor baby.
doglover100 29
I'd have him go to the nurse for help.
imazaari 12
Because Americans can sue or be sued for ANYTHING (mild exaggeration) they make stupid laws and ordinances like this to avoid being sued by angry parents. Parents that don't want to take responsibility for their kid's actions; ergo, blaming video games for violence. Blame bad role models and MTv instead!
sleepyglowstar 32
you should have just unzipped his pants. use your common sense. poor kiddeh
unscrupulous 13
&Lost her job? Yeah, common sense alright.
TOPsCinderella 25
**** that shit I'm sorry I would have helped the little boy anyway. There's no way I would let a crying kid just stand there and pee themselves again. Yes, I understand OP could have been in big trouble and I'm not blaming them for following the rules. I'm just saying I would have helped the poor kid.
GnaR_KiLL5150 12
Forbidden by department ordinance and federal law...
snazzymcwho 21
Jeeeebus send a flipping note home to his parents to only put him in sweats or athletic pants for school. Poor kid.
BearGerhart 8
I used to work at a sort of day care, and in the summer the kids (2-8 years old) would change into bathing suits and play outside in sprinklers/ kiddie pools we set up. We weren't allowed to help them put on rub-in sunscreen, because that involved too much touching. Obviously, they needed sunscreen though, so to cover our ass, we had them find a sunscreen buddy who we then supervised. That way we could tell any parent who got upset "I saw everything that happened, there wasn't any inappropriate touching." But the kids could still be protected from the sun. I would suggest something similar. You could also have the boy hold the pants away from him as you undid the clasp. Or, even better, call the parent and let them know he's having trouble undoing them. The request he wears pants he can undo by himself to avoid this (either by practicing at home, modifying current pant, or buying pull up/down pants)