Anonymous
Scottsdale, United States
Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Dewitt, United States
Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML
Anonymous
But he's only 5
Today, I was playing with my 5 year-old neighbor. I was changing and he saw me naked. Then he went home and his parents came over. Apparently, he told them that I have beautiful boobs. FML
Anonymous
Vaudreuil, Canada
Be careful what you post on the Internet…
Today, my 10-year-old son's friend googled his name and found breastfeeding pictures that I had put on a personal website when he was 2 days old. Now he gets laughed at, and his friends all saw pictures of my breasts. FML
heytherexo
United States
Cute but… TMI
Today, while I was showering, my 3 year-old son came to the bathroom and put on all my makeup. Once I got out of the shower, I got a camera I had and took a few adorable shots. Afterwards, I sent the images to all my friends and family. Then I realized the reflection on the mirror was me fully naked. FML
Anonymous
Werribee, Australia
Today, I woke up to my 7 year old son angrily trying to smother me with a pillow. FML
ohfantastic
United States
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
JGarz
Tucson, United States
Back in fashion (Oppenheimer dolls not so much)
Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Anonymous
Seattle, United States
Soooooo cute
Today, I learned that my girlfriend takes creepshots of me sleeping, and my mom likes them on her Instagram. FML
KayyElOh94
United States
Today, I woke up to my daughter crying, and my son running through the living room completely naked with her bottle, laughing his head off. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my dad let me borrow his phone while I wait for mine to get back from the shop. I guess he forgot to pass the news along, because within 4 hours I'd received a picture of my mom's tits. FML
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lostcrazydiamond 10
If he's a teenager, he should know by this point that's not right.
AH1Zviper 15
*The *Nazi *period.
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Comments (234)
PhilMcHawk 7
Damn, I gotta get over to /b/ to catch that thread!
pmadNess 16
Oh, the cost of psychiatry bills!!! For both you, and especially your son. Don't hesitate! Get him there ASAP!
x20megg10x 1
I'm pretty sure he's either special needs and does not understand its wrong or needs professional help and possibly may have been molested when he was younger. Smh
somebody77722 3
Someone touched him too early. You need to investigate.
curlybre_55 2
WTFFFF
dstchuck 0
hey maybe its his stepmom
cece_miless 8
You obviously didn't raise your kids right
bobbigirl71 2
Wow Lady You have serious problems,beginning with the fact that You are telling the world about this instead of his psychologist!You better get that boy help.I have 3 sons & having Your son even want to see Your Boobs IS NOT normal!!YUCK!Help Your Son!!!
MrItalia 18
I would like to see these pictures?
ketchuplover 7
Omg! What a perv!