By Anonymous - 21/10/2014 15:49 - United States - Bedford

Today, I was woken up by my dog touching my foot, so I tried to push it away. Then I realized that I'd kicked my girlfriend in the face. FML
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GigaPudding_fml 24

When you tickle someone you have to be prepared for the consequences...

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devildog562 33

I think this has been asked but why is your girlfriends face next to your feet? Sucks for your girlfriend .

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mete_orito 34

I think they were sleeping face facing toes for a special reason, like.... 69?

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devildog562 33

Brings a whole new meaning to sleep eating ...

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itwontvalidate 18

never push your dog away, it loves you more than your girlfriend ever will!!!

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Polynomial 28

Okay, Billy. No sex though, but it could help you pick up chicks.

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truecommenter 7

I hope you had anal to make her feel better

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nikojhavlin 12

I find it strange your girlfriend was at your feet

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Khaleesi_26 30

It's not completely strange. His girlfriend could just move around a lot in her sleep. I will go to sleep sometimes facing north and wake up facing south.

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charissaoz 7

Just apologise, don't see how your life is ******.

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trtnt25 19

Was she licking your foot and you thought it was your dog's nose or something?

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ostfaiz 18

naah! he just elaborated the pythgorus theorem .lol

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ostfaiz 18

ohh..poor girl. FYL op!

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travismassie 7

looks like you and the dog will be rooming together for awhile

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tbro47 23

She just wanted to help bury his bone

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