Today, I was with my girlfriend and thought it would be cool to rip off my shirt while we were making out. It wasn't. Her bed was under a bookshelf and my shirt didn't even come off. I busted my head while she busted up laughing. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend and I had gotten tipsy and found ourselves in the bedroom. We started to fool around and she leaned over to put her watch on the nightstand. I tried to undo her bra, which surprised her, because she elbowed me in the nose so hard that I ended up passing out from the pain. FML
Today, my fiancé and I attempted to have sex in my childhood bedroom. As we were falling onto the bed, I smacked my head on the wall, which caused a shelf of stuffed toys to fall onto the bed. Not only did it kill the mood, the shelf also hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and things started getting pretty hot. That is, until I tried to remove her shirt. Somehow, I managed to grab her pajama shorts and give her a violent wedgie. FML
Today, while making out with my girlfriend, I got the courage to take off my shirt. I told her in advance that I had a sunken chest and she'd told me it was no big deal. Turns out it was, as she wretched at the sight of it, and then broke up with me. FML
Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate and planning on having sex for the first time. I picked her up off the couch, and in so doing, accidentally lifted her too high, putting her head through the ceiling. She had a mild concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a good time. Perfect. Afterwards, he stupidly tried to pull the condom off with way too much force. It burst everywhere, splattering our faces, the bed sheets, and even the wall. Absolute disaster. We just stared at each other and laughed. Never again. FML
Today, my girlfriend agreed to doing it doggy style. During it all, I pulled on her hair. I guess I pulled too hard, because when I let go, her face smacked straight into the bedside table. FML
Today, I took my clothes off in front of my girlfriend for the first time. She made a weird face for a moment, then burst into laughter. She couldn't stop laughing, no matter how hard she tried. FML
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nerdsgetmehot 23
"Hulk is ANGRY, AGHHHHH--OW!!"
MrCalves 1
because if it works in the movies it works in real life, yes?
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Comments (115)
OlieBaby1625 0
you're body is so sexy!
OlieBaby1625 0
17 marinus- you are hot! super sexy body ;)
afg3 0
hahahahhahahhahahhaha
Darkwings666 0
I'm looking at a sentence above this box which says: "Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful." so I'll try... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! numbnuts x3 seriously that'should've been taped and send to funniest home video / youtube XD best of luck with you next "attempt" ROFL
me_sanchez 0
the bed was UNDER the bookshelf? that makes no sense.
claiiire_fml 17
How is that cool? You would have ripped your shirt, and had to throw it away.
shadowshunter 2
Trolololol good try better luck next time
Coffeebang 17
At least you made her laugh
m4rkman573 6
Aha sorry but This made me bust out laughing too!