Today, I was with my boyfriend, and things were getting pretty heated. Trying to be sexy, I told him that every time we touched was a guilty pleasure. He rolled off of me, and said "Oh, you're married too?" FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, things were getting hot with my boyfriend and I started to breathe heavy and moan. He then says to me, "Babe, can you calm down, we're having sex not running a marathon." FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. In the heat of the moment, I said his name. He immediately stopped, gave me a deadly serious look and said "Huh? What?" FML
Today, things got pretty steamy between my boyfriend and me. We started doing stuff that neither of us had tried before. Then, he straddled me with a raging erection and boomed, "IT HAS RISEN!" He didn't understand why I was suddenly no longer in the mood. FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for ages. We were lying in his bed afterwards, and he mumbled the word "happy". I thought it was really sweet, until he repeated himself. "My girlfriend probably won't be too happy about this." FML
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YoshiTimex3 0
he might be talking bout his past girlfriends 0:
mdanielle 0
No 5, WOW. That's a really sad view of marriage... When I get married it will be because I love my husband more than my own life. I hope someday you'll did that kind of real happiness, not the cheap pleasure that comes from one night stands.
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Comments (57)
MyMichaelJackson 0
haha fyl that's so stupppiddd of hiimmm
DynamicDave 11
Why would you say it was a guilty pleasure?
Makaloraii 0
i lost the game
philmore 0
i hate you i lost now too
Intoxicunt 6
You ****. I was breaking my previous record.
Mischief109 11
SHHHIIIIITTTTTT!!!!!!
lovin_bigsister 0
did u ever think hes not married and neither is she and that she was just trying 2 b sexy!!! and that he had slept with a married woman before wow!!!!maybe yall are just stupid wow!!!!
Emrysa 1
See the word too? That means in addition to himself. I really doubt he meant in addition to all of the other married cougars he'd banged. Don't you think she would have asked him instead of writing an FML?
Turtles_rock 0
Why would you say it was a guilty pleasure?????
darkmis1 18
1) the OP iznt married 2) the guys the cheating asshole 3) OP-fyl for being with a guy who cheats-u need to tell his wife, BUT ydi if uve been with him for a while and never noticed.
alliewillie 22
"izn't"? Really?
Anziepanzie123_fml_fml 0
makaloraii: u, my friend, are lame sauce
DickGozinya 0
pwnd
polarpaul 0
This sounds like a bad bar joke, if this really happened, then FYL.
Zoa_fml 0
YDI why does it have to be a GUILTY pleasure? that's kind of an insult to him!