By Busted - 21/10/2009 21:25 - United States

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Today, I was with my boyfriend, and things were getting pretty heated. Trying to be sexy, I told him that every time we touched was a guilty pleasure. He rolled off of me, and said "Oh, you're married too?" FML
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YoshiTimex3 0

he might be talking bout his past girlfriends 0:

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mdanielle 0

No 5, WOW. That's a really sad view of marriage... When I get married it will be because I love my husband more than my own life. I hope someday you'll did that kind of real happiness, not the cheap pleasure that comes from one night stands.

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DynamicDave 11

Why would you say it was a guilty pleasure?

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lovin_bigsister 0

did u ever think hes not married and neither is she and that she was just trying 2 b sexy!!! and that he had slept with a married woman before wow!!!!maybe yall are just stupid wow!!!!

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Emrysa 1

See the word too? That means in addition to himself. I really doubt he meant in addition to all of the other married cougars he'd banged. Don't you think she would have asked him instead of writing an FML?

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Turtles_rock 0

Why would you say it was a guilty pleasure?????

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darkmis1 17

1) the OP iznt married 2) the guys the cheating asshole 3) OP-fyl for being with a guy who cheats-u need to tell his wife, BUT ydi if uve been with him for a while and never noticed.

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alliewillie 22

"izn't"? Really?

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polarpaul 0

This sounds like a bad bar joke, if this really happened, then FYL.

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Zoa_fml 0

YDI why does it have to be a GUILTY pleasure? that's kind of an insult to him!

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