FML : Run Away

Run Away

Today, while babysitting, the power went off. My little cousin pointed into the dark kitchen behind me and asked, "Who's that man standing there?" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By dman92 - / Sunday 9 April 2017 14:24 /

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By C8H18 | 33

#7435506 - Saturday 8 April 2017 09:35

Time to move!

By species4872 | 19

#7435983 - Sunday 9 April 2017 02:40

Your little cousin senses the dark side.

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By C8H18 | 33

#7435506 - Saturday 8 April 2017 09:35

Time to move!

By fmlhernebay | 0

#7435933 - Sunday 9 April 2017 11:52

Eeeekk! Did you find out?!

By species4872 | 19

#7435983 - Sunday 9 April 2017 02:40

Your little cousin senses the dark side.

By Bearsmomma | 29

#7435991 - Sunday 9 April 2017 03:12

OMG! FYL life OP. The kiddies can see, and that's ultimate creepy.

By RichardPencil | 22

#7436022 - Sunday 9 April 2017 04:21

It's Slenderman. The good news is he won't take much food, the bad news is, well,...

Lalala579121 | 27

#7436184 - Sunday 9 April 2017 11:43

All he needs is about tree fiddy.

By JudgeComrade | 16

#7436137 - Sunday 9 April 2017 10:02

Who you gonna call?

By AbiDowntown | 15

#7436178 - Sunday 9 April 2017 11:10

I'm just gonna go ahead and board the nope train to f**kthatville via Notachanceinhell

By thatslifeiguess7 | 11

#7436187 - Sunday 9 April 2017 11:45

Um was it just a shadow or am axe killer

By Jorge Delgado | 1

#7436213 - Monday 10 April 2017 01:02

unload and reload

By WonderCupcakess | 10

#7436218 - Monday 10 April 2017 01:16

Nope. Absolutely not. F@$k that!

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