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Today, someone informed me that my new boyfriend's tattoo is really an old Nazi symbol and not just a poorly-drawn skull. Now I'm trying to figure out how to ask him whether he's a neo-Nazi or not. Why am I so nervous? I'm Jewish, he just hasn't heard my last name yet. FML
Short German lecture: It's called SS-Division Totenkopf, or sometimes SS-Totenkopf-Division, not Totenkampf. Kopf means head so it's literally head of a dead person, while Kampf means fight or struggle.
I'd be more concerned that you are calling him a boyfriend but you haven't told him your last name...
If he does not know your full name he is an acquaintance or at most a casual friend (not even a full friend) who you happen to have hooked up with. He cannot be your boyfriend if you are only on first name terms and have never exchanged your full name.
First of all, neo nazis don't generally admit to it. Second how does he not know you well enough to know your least name, but he does know you well enough to be called your boyfriend?
Why doesn't he know your last name??
How can you be in a relationship with someone and not even know their last name?