Animals: Today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I looked up...

By Anonymous - 18/10/2011 06:55 - United States

Today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I looked up and saw a spider on my cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. FML

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YayFlameWarz 9

Tuesday 18 October 2011 15:42

On the brightside your pimp hand's warmed up.

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Comments

lisha88 1

Friday 21 October 2011 22:55

Lmao

Superbad_Al 1

Saturday 22 October 2011 7:02

The spider was laughing at your ass

simonid 5

Saturday 22 October 2011 7:40

I'm not alone lol

MavysMaker 0

Saturday 22 October 2011 8:31

ahahahahahahahaha.... stupid. but in your defence, spiders are gross..... but your still a tard hahaha

granolabutt8 7

Friday 28 October 2011 9:51

PLEASE don't try to insult someone's intelligence when you can't even spell "you're" correctly.

Lexigrimes 0

Saturday 22 October 2011 19:03

Failure. xD

UnIcoRnMaster 4

Monday 24 October 2011 8:31

done that before._.

Seduisant 7

Thursday 27 October 2011 4:01

Hahah

RogSum007 0

Saturday 29 October 2011 22:55

Lol

ishtarfire1 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 0:42

Idiocy ahhh

claudzzzz 5

Tuesday 1 November 2011 10:55

hahahaha dumbass move!

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