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The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

32%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

0%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

21%
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

43%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

33%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

65%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

20%

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Yelz's favorite FMLs

Today, I've been awake for 4 days. My doctor recently put me on enough sleeping pills to kill a small country, but when I take them it's like a shot of adrenaline. I'm wide awake and tired as all hell at the same time. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By dead - / Friday 18 March 2016 19:40 / United Kingdom

Today, my ex-boyfriend decided to humiliate me by confessing to my dad in detail what he and I had done together and "apologizing" for taking my virginity. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By awkwardmandy - / Friday 11 March 2016 18:28 / United States - Okeene

Today, I forgot my phone on the roof of my car. I took a 30 minute drive from my friend's city to my city. I got on to my driveway, surprised to see my phone still there. Thinking I'm really lucky, I pick up my phone. Then, I trip over a pebble, cracking my phone in the process. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Friday 11 March 2016 12:20 / United States - Jacksonville

Today, I was at Walmart and had to use the bathroom. I sat down and farted real loud. I didn't realize someone was in there with me until I heard a voice say, "Dude, that was a good one." It was a man's voice. I then realized I was in the men's restroom. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By dani - / Tuesday 25 March 2014 03:39 / United States - Dayton

Today, I walked into my apartment and smelled something extremely repugnant. I asked my roommate what had happened and she said, "I didn't know how else to kill it!" She'd trapped a bat that was in our apartment, put it in the oven, and set it to 400 degrees. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By BakedBat - / Friday 21 February 2014 04:10 / United States - Minneapolis

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The Mixer

I like your style

Santa Claus

Night owl

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

Checking you out

Work is a 4-letter word

The rules are the rules

Mobility

I agree, my mouse works.

YDI Master

A new thumb

Judgmental

Consolation prize

50 favorites

50 quality comments

One more and it's business time

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

The return of the thumb

The thumb strikes back

100 kick-ass comments