Miscellaneous: Today, I was walking to school. I started running to catch up... - FML

By anonymous - 16/10/2010 15:18 - Canada

Today, I was walking to school. I started running to catch up with my friend. I yelled her name, and she turned around in time to watch me slip on a sheet of ice, fall face first, and pass out. When she ran to my side, I unconsciously peed on her. FML

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satanic_fml 13

Saturday 16 October 2010 23:18

i pee on my friends while concious

FerrariCake 2

Saturday 16 October 2010 23:45

You were walking to school with no pants on? Sounds like you have worse problems than slipping on ice.

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SirJamin 4

Thursday 2 February 2012 8:31

I agree

SockMonkey333 0

Wednesday 8 February 2012 23:46

Hahaha well that just sucks :P

blondie107 20

Wednesday 8 May 2013 2:34

That's hilarious..

mymiles 13

Tuesday 23 July 2013 6:54

I'd say f her life instead

funturtle23 6

Friday 21 February 2014 10:10

Kinky

askingandy 23

Wednesday 5 March 2014 6:41

At least you've got a nice friend who cares. Could've ended much worse.

Garrett2818 21

Thursday 24 April 2014 2:53

Sniper!!!

fantasyworld 37

Tuesday 9 June 2015 14:50

Your friend could have kept walking and ignored you.

lucasjames22 8

Sunday 2 July 2017 5:46

I don't get how this is possible

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