Today, I was visiting my daughter, whose husband was still asleep at noon. I made a point of stomping around on the hardwood floor and speaking loudly to wake his lazy ass up. Turns out he's now working a 14-hour graveyard shift, and it has no negative effect on his shoe-throwing skills. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was beating the hell out of one of the most useless employees ever. I mean really laying into him, all while telling him for the umpteenth time how to do his job right. Then my husband informed me I was hitting him in my sleep. FML
Today, after 3 days of interrupted sleep, I confronted my new neighbor about the noise his wife keeps making during their "private time". He then let me know the noise is actually from his daughter, who's mentally disabled and isn't taking the move well. FML
Today, after a very poor night's sleep, I've had to stay awake and do housework while my husband, who slept like a baby last night, keeps on sleeping because he "didn't sleep well." He was snoring all night long, the reason I didn't sleep well. FML
Today, I left my husband in charge of the house for a day. When I returned, I saw him gaming through the window, so I stormed in and yelled at him. Then, my eyes adjusted, and I saw the neatly folded laundry, clean kitchen, vacuumed rugs, and my son, who was asleep until I woke him. Whoops. FML
Today, I'm working 12-hour overnight shifts for the next three days. My fiancee can't seem to grasp the concept of sleeping during the day, and keeps coming into the bedroom and telling me to stop being lazy. FML
Today, I'm an insomniac. My husband knows this but still woke me up throwing a fit because he lost a round on his stupid fucking cellphone game. He has to watch a 15 second ad for another life; meanwhile, I’ll be lucky if I fall back asleep before the sun comes up. FML
Today, my newborn daughter has kept me up all day and all night for the past few days. Usually my husband sleeps. I finally cracked and yelled for his help, only for him to scream at me that he needs sleep and gives her to me anyway. FML
Today, I was having trouble sleeping due to jet lag. I was finally sleepy and looking forward to a decent night of rest when my 4 year-old woke up and refused to stay in his room or try to rest. The next two hours involved him shouting at me, kicking me, and crying because he wanted Daddy, who is on a business trip. FML
Today, my husband yelled at me for asking him to get the kids ready for school after he got off work. He works overnights, so I figured that since he's already awake, he can help out, since I'm not a morning person at all. Apparently he needs sleep "IMMEDIATELY" once he gets off work. FML
Today, my husband is miserable. He couldn't sleep. He tried to make me feel bad for sleeping through the night. I was medicated from a brain scan. His is work is horrible, and no one understands, etc. He's mad that I took a walk. Now, as I am frustrated and crying, he is laughing on the phone with his coworkers. FML
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keverdeen 14
Monster in law....
godhelpusall111 12
What the hell did you do that for?
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DomDomxoxo 16
That's so rude of you. If you don't know why he's sleeping, you could have asked your daughter. Definitely YDI!
prioo 6
Seriously, who the hell do you think you are OP?
fuckerry101 3
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Lmao smh
bestnameright 14
Probably wished you were in the graveyard when you woke up ;)... Ok maybe he didn't get that angry but whatever.
smiliecat 13
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From what I read she didn't know he was working nights, therefore she thought he was just being a lazy douche bag. Yeah she deserved it, but at the same time she didn't know. I do the same thing to my cats, but they don't work night shifts, or at all. I wish they'd work and help pay the bills.
Ameel_fml 19
Still...he could have been asleep for any reason. He might have been sick, it might have been his day off, he might have been having an afternoon nap, or he might just be lazy. But none of that matters because it isn't the mother-in-law's business anyway. And it isn't her right to make loud noises and be rude and obnoxious in another person's house.
DingoCJ 15
Seriously, go get help..
capslockisgood 19
You bother your cats because they don't pay rent?
gTOtheT 7
OP could have just simply asked her daughter why her husband was still asleep and not be a total ass about it. I know when I'm in another persons house and someone is still asleep, I just be quiet and respectful, and let them sleep in their own house in peace. YDI OP.
RydeOrDie 7
16- So you think that cats have the same thought process, and fixed sleep schedule as people when they work hard days?
Kalipczo 21
Wow.. That was a bitch thing to do. Who cares if he sleeps till noon, you have no right to be disrespectful as a guest in someone's home; even if its your daughter. Ydi.
saffy66 34
She sounds like my mother, who told my husband she has a right to come here when she likes & do what she likes, because I'm her daughter and it's my house. Never mind that it's his house too & at the time he was stopping her coming in to wake me after I'd done a night shift.
RubenTheGreek 8
Bitches in law being bitches since the beginning of time.
bernardbrown 7
Congratulations, you're an asshole OP. Be glad he only threw a shoe at you.
Amsyann 4
YDI, have you ever worked third shift before? You're lucky all you got was a shoe upside your face.
little_red13 6
Assuming makes an ass out of you and me.. YDI
Cyrren 22
Rude, ignorant sow! I'd forbid you from coming over.
angeleyes8675309 7
Except she probably didn't admit she did it on purpose to her daughter. I hope her daughter reads this and lays into her.