Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML
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Today, I went on a date I was really enjoying. My ex-boyfriend called halfway through. When I answered, he told me he wanted to get back together and couldn’t stop thinking about me. I didn’t realize my phone was on speaker. My date heard everything. FML
Today, some guy I’ve been talking to showed up at my house while I was on video call with my boyfriend. I had to confess to a stupid situation I had no business being in. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, I had a movie date planned with a guy. After a polite exchange, we were interrupted by a phone call from his colleague saying they had an emergency that needed his attention. He excused himself to take the call, telling me he wouldn't be long. He drove off and blocked my number the moment he stepped out. FML
Today, my boyfriend was talking to me on the land line when his cell phone rang. He told me to wait "two seconds" while he talked to a classmate. Their "two second" conversation lasted ten minutes, and now I can hear the French Open on the TV in background. He forgot he was talking to me. FML
Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML
Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend wanted to spend time online with me. He kept quiet on Skype and went on a hundred different stupid websites, laughing by himself. Afterwards, he told me he really enjoyed our time together. FML
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WhatsYOURname6 25
Why did you just sit there?!
RBntM 10
Please tell me you broke up with him?
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Comments (140)
MrBlackledge 12
You sure it wasn't just a girl he knew? Rather than a date?
Bryanb1306 13
My thoughts exactly. I'm sure she's just overreacting.
foxwasalamb 24
oooh sly as a fox.
sothishappened 5
um, BYE FELICIA! kick him out of your life.
cosmicriver 17
Eat a tub of your favourite ice cream, and dump him. A person should not be treated like that. Stand up for yourself. You deserve better than that. It was very inconsiderate of him to do so, especially when knowingly to him, you could hear every word he spoke. Keep your head up, sister, and the best of luck to you.
ckcknight 13
What kind of moron is he? Then again, who dates an idiot that is dumb enough to do that?
LilyLi 19
What the hell? Don't turn any of the blame on OP..it's not her fault. Stop being an ass.
AprilBlahBlah 19
yeah, because OP totally knew he would pull that crap someday.
babyfacetimmay81 2
Did at least turn the camera ? was he dropped on his head or eat lead paint?
ingetjuhh5 7
Are you sure it was a date? Not just a friend he wanted to hang out with?
illusong 16
Stupid and an asshole? You should dump him
Alexeon 9
Not very sneaky is he?
Tannasgh 22
Dump him