Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML
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Today, I went on a date I was really enjoying. My ex-boyfriend called halfway through. When I answered, he told me he wanted to get back together and couldn’t stop thinking about me. I didn’t realize my phone was on speaker. My date heard everything. FML
Today, some guy I’ve been talking to showed up at my house while I was on video call with my boyfriend. I had to confess to a stupid situation I had no business being in. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, I had a movie date planned with a guy. After a polite exchange, we were interrupted by a phone call from his colleague saying they had an emergency that needed his attention. He excused himself to take the call, telling me he wouldn't be long. He drove off and blocked my number the moment he stepped out. FML
Today, my boyfriend was talking to me on the land line when his cell phone rang. He told me to wait "two seconds" while he talked to a classmate. Their "two second" conversation lasted ten minutes, and now I can hear the French Open on the TV in background. He forgot he was talking to me. FML
Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML
Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend wanted to spend time online with me. He kept quiet on Skype and went on a hundred different stupid websites, laughing by himself. Afterwards, he told me he really enjoyed our time together. FML
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WhatsYOURname6 25
Why did you just sit there?!
RBntM 10
Please tell me you broke up with him?
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Comments (140)
xXCamoArmyGurlxX 4
Oh my god! I would of screamed so she could hear me!
Portugirl 13
maybe that was his way of breaking up with you.
Thebrassmonkey 0
As faithful as he is intelligent.
SethsChica 6
What a jerk...
safiya_hamid 0
Dump him
fantasyworld 39
You sure it was a date or just two friends hanging out?
foxyhasmybooty 16
Here's an idea grab your phone call him and schedule a Breakup!
mashfan6507 17
Oh but I bet you can't leave his six pack and chinstrap can you op? Cause you "love" him. Please...
DiabolusIgnis 15
Have you heard of a thing called "platonic friendship between a man and a woman"?
mikelangele 15
Does he know know he's your boyfriend?