Miscellaneous: Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone....

By beccabooyah - 20/11/2011 00:52 - United States

Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my newsfeed, I noticed a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to properly shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML

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By Captain Oops-a-Lot - 03/11/2023 00:02

Today, as I sat on the toilet, I mistakenly took a screenshot and then proceeded to fumble my phone. It wasn't until 5 hours later when I recharged it that I realized I had unintentionally posted the screenshot of me on the toilet to Instagram. FML

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By Mary C. - 23/03/2015 01:58 - United States - Mendota

Today, while my in-laws were visiting, my two-year old accidentally pushed the door wide open while I was sitting on the toilet. My mother-in-law laughed, took out her cell phone, snapped a picture of me and posted it on Facebook for everyone in our family to see. FML

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By thanksbro - 28/09/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I came home from school and ran to the nearest bathroom to go #2. In my hurry, I forgot to shut the door so I asked my older brother who was walking by to close it for me. After a while he didn't respond, so I looked up to see not my brother, but his best friend watching me take a crap. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML

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Taco Bell, huh?

By tanya - 25/10/2010 12:32 - Canada

Today, I was in a rush and forgot to flush the toilet after taking a huge dump. After coming home from work, I checked my Facebook to find myself tagged by my boyfriend in a photo. The photo was of the toilet, with the caption, "This is what Taco Bell does." FML

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By thisisbad - 12/10/2009 14:21 - Malaysia

Today, I was in the toilet when somebody started banging on the door loudly. I panicked and immediately cleaned my self and opened the door. As I opened the door, my brother vomited all over me. FML

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By shootme - 13/11/2011 22:46 - Canada

Today, like every day, I used my phone while taking a dump. As I reached for some toilet paper to wipe myself, my sister pounded on the door for me to hurry up. I yelled "Fine," and without realizing it, wiped myself with my phone. FML

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Little shit

By Anonymous - 31/12/2022 18:00 - United States - Fpo

Today, I took my brother to the bathroom at a restaurant. The stall next to mine was locked, so I assumed he was still in there. I yelled his name a few times, then banged on the door out of annoyance. I gave up and returned to the table, where he was sitting with a grin. Turns out I just traumatized a poor lady in the stall. FML

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Why hello there...

By Shocked - 28/01/2018 19:00

Today, while looking at a house to buy, I opened a bathroom door. There was a naked man on the toilet. FML

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Never reveal your password to anything

By Sky_Flower - 17/11/2023 22:00

Today, my little brother left the house with my phone by accident. He called from his school to ask for my password so he could access his email. When he got home and gave me my phone back, while closing the open apps, my photo gallery was open. When I clicked on it, my naked selfie was open. FML

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mpsteve137 15

Sunday 20 November 2011 9:25

Crap on his face, take a picture of it, put it on facebook. Tag him as a shitty brother

jordinomoose 0

Sunday 20 November 2011 9:20

Haha classic!

Comments

NippsSlipps 10

Sunday 20 November 2011 9:59

Be happy you didn't wipe using your phone...

blink182AAR 6

Sunday 20 November 2011 10:00

People these days can't spend 5 minutes off facebook to even take a shit.

MeganCello 8

Sunday 20 November 2011 19:08

That's why I'm so glad I deleted my account.

ScarletBloom 14

Sunday 20 November 2011 10:08

What's so fun about Facebook? Start twitting!

BrittanyPernell6 0

Sunday 20 November 2011 13:10

Tweeting*

ScarletBloom 14

Sunday 20 November 2011 13:24

Twitter

swisher_swishin 3

Monday 21 November 2011 2:20

Using twitter is called tweeting... Duh

MwahFMLS 6

Sunday 20 November 2011 10:20

*Like*

nanaprincess 7

Sunday 20 November 2011 10:43

lol Facebook has become the new readers digest.

BendyStraw 6

Sunday 20 November 2011 11:10

'SOOOO 27 seconds ago.

PrincessLuvv 0

Sunday 20 November 2011 11:15

Ewwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!

DairyQueen13 0

Sunday 20 November 2011 12:19

How do you forget that?

nanaprincess 7

Sunday 20 November 2011 12:25

haha I was def wondering the same thing.

3RR0R404 0

Sunday 20 November 2011 13:12

Need a moment? Chew it over with a twix.

Ergayles 9

Sunday 20 November 2011 16:47

I don't think that's going to work in op's case.

thefaced 0

Sunday 20 November 2011 13:51

Wow... Just... I don't know what to say...

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