Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to tell my boyfriend his dad was sending me inappropriate texts that made me feel uncomfortable. I tried to make him stop, but he kept going until I felt like I needed to tell my boyfriend. Who's now broken up with me because of it. FML
Today, while out with my girlfriends, my overbearing boyfriend called and texted my phone over and over. Later, I told him to calm down and stop acting like my dad. He snapped back, "How am I acting like your dad when you don’t have one?" He knows my dad died when I was 10. FML
Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I slept together. In the middle of the night, he saw my phone receiving a text from someone saying, "Hey baby, I missed you so much! I'm going to be visiting in a couple of days, hope to see you again, I love you!" He got mad and left my house. It was my dad in Ohio. FML
Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML
Today, my dad asked me to send my mom a text since he was driving and I was in the passenger seat. I pulled up my mom's contact on his phone, and I found that my mom had recently sent my dad a picture of her jugs, along with the message, "We miss you." FML
Today, my dad let me borrow his phone while I wait for mine to get back from the shop. I guess he forgot to pass the news along, because within 4 hours I'd received a picture of my mom's tits. FML
Today, I introduced my dad to my boyfriend. I gave my dad the middle finger and he thumped me on the head, as we've been playfully doing for years. My boyfriend got all mad and tried to fight my dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to take me on a date. Just as we were about to drive away, my dad ran out of the house in his underwear and started yelling that he'd kill my boyfriend if I wasn't back home within the hour. FML
Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML
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Top comments
Jimboom 12
Lol. Maybe he is going out with you to get to your dad.
kika_fml 0
Lol, that kinda sounds like your fault. And by kinda, I mean completely.
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thekreeperkeeper 0
#40 texting is a waste of technology, resources, time, life.... and thanks to all of you assholes who do it while driving, now it's ******* dangerous too. I love how pissy people get when I tell them I forced Verizon to shut mine off ALL THE WAY (as in, I will never ever get another one ever) as if they can't live without the shit. you don't have to be talking to everyone you know ******* constantly... btw I don't want to be what you consider hip, *****, and neither do a lot of other people. so (to put it in a way you might understand) idc stfu gtfo and go kill yourself.
loopy_fml 0
This is COMPLETELY your fault.
may_cause_fail 0
That is just stupid. Are you so needy that you can't stand to not text your boyfriend for a day? Pathetic. You totally deserved this.
epicfailLOL123 0
omg that happened to me!!! but my dad just used my phone. lmfao. but my end of the story...my parents blocked my texting =[
Superman8_fml 0
#43 you don't have to lie. i know you just cant afford it haha
Scrambles 0
Dumbass
basketball03 0
LMAO #1 but y would u be texting dirty shyt with ur dads phone first off ur an idiot
californiagirlx7 0
Sorry this is definitely a YDI. Maybe your bf should just wait until you get a new phone to send you dirty texts, its just asking to get caught if he does it while you are using your dad's phone.
UrLifeDoesntSuck 0
Other things you could have done instead of texting: called him, emailed him, IM'd him. I guess I just missed this weird obsession with texting non-stop. Yes, I know that your boyfriend might not have been able to take a call. You could have waited until he was free. Waiting can make something much more special.
Mikeymikey 4
lol...., man.. imagine if the 2 of them meet each other... would be awkward like hell..