FML : Today, I bought body chocolate to use in bed with my boyfriend in the hopes of spicing things up. Everything was going great, until I tasted it. It was...

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Today, I bought body chocolate to use in bed with my boyfriend in the hopes of spicing things up. Everything was going great, until I tasted it. It was disgusting and actually made me gag a little. Later, my boyfriend checked the label and started laughing. It had expired 3 years ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 25 March 2009 04:48 / Canada

Intimacy

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By braFTW | 0

#57759 - Wednesday 25 March 2009 04:44

1. Complain to the store. 2. That ice cream thing works as well.

By autumnshivaree | 0

#57762 - Wednesday 25 March 2009 04:45

#2 - crappy store stocking. Shelf stockers are supposed to rotate items, putting the oldest in front but constantly checking for expiration dates. If a stocker puts the newest in front and not all items are bought, it's really easy for an item to sit indefinitely. And, if the stocker is lazy and doesn't make sure the things he's rotating (or leaving in the back) haven't expired - well, things get pretty nasty. - - - I'm a former grocery store worker. I've seen expiration dates that are ... surprising....

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By amirn86 | 0

#57751 - Wednesday 25 March 2009 04:41

You bought it TODAY and it's expired already!? You need to complain to the store you bought it at Unless it wasn't REALLY today that's just FML's doing lol Body chocolate sounds like a good idea though, I didn't even realize they MADE that

kennyFTW3fiddy | 0

#1025728 - Thursday 10 June 2010 12:56

agreed

bbodin33 | 7

#2714823 - Sunday 19 June 2011 09:49

ya agreed

Ramanella | 26

#5725356 - Tuesday 22 October 2013 02:46

Your comment would have been good if you didn't put first!

By LauRAWRen | 0

#57753 - Wednesday 25 March 2009 04:41

so... how is it that you bought chocolate that was three years past the expiration date?

sandyandellie | 5

#2500371 - Friday 13 May 2011 03:44

that's what she gets when she shops at the dollar store

By braFTW | 0

#57759 - Wednesday 25 March 2009 04:44

1. Complain to the store. 2. That ice cream thing works as well.

By mf_fml | 0

#57760 - Wednesday 25 March 2009 04:44

all those things to "spice it up" in the bedroom, are stupid. just have a threesome... hahahaha.

By Spider_fml | 8

#57761 - Wednesday 25 March 2009 04:45

yeah, your store must be the first in the world where they don't keep track of their inventory... Right #2? Nasty moment to discover their error, so good FML ;-)

By autumnshivaree | 0

#57762 - Wednesday 25 March 2009 04:45

By bioclock | 0

#57764 - Wednesday 25 March 2009 04:46

Oh, that's nasty. I'd go back to the shop with your receipt and the chocolate, and complain that they aren't checking their merchandise for expiration dates. That's a serious health code violation. Three years out of date, geez. They need a new shelf stocker.

By xnj319 | 2

#57770 - Wednesday 25 March 2009 04:49

#7 - I worked in convenience stores for the first 7 years of my working life. I can assure you, 3 years isn't even that bad compared to some of the things I've seen.

By Chaith | 15

#57774 - Wednesday 25 March 2009 04:51

#6 Some retailers use the LIFO approach (Last in, first out) Admittedly, only like one in twenty, and they usually aren't perishable goods. Stupid shit like this happens. But you can manipulate your inventory and sales for tax purposes.