Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I had to tell my boyfriend his dad was sending me inappropriate texts that made me feel uncomfortable. I tried to make him stop, but he kept going until I felt like I needed to tell my boyfriend. Who's now broken up with me because of it. FML
Today, while out with my girlfriends, my overbearing boyfriend called and texted my phone over and over. Later, I told him to calm down and stop acting like my dad. He snapped back, "How am I acting like your dad when you don’t have one?" He knows my dad died when I was 10. FML
Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I slept together. In the middle of the night, he saw my phone receiving a text from someone saying, "Hey baby, I missed you so much! I'm going to be visiting in a couple of days, hope to see you again, I love you!" He got mad and left my house. It was my dad in Ohio. FML
Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML
Today, my dad asked me to send my mom a text since he was driving and I was in the passenger seat. I pulled up my mom's contact on his phone, and I found that my mom had recently sent my dad a picture of her jugs, along with the message, "We miss you." FML
Today, my dad let me borrow his phone while I wait for mine to get back from the shop. I guess he forgot to pass the news along, because within 4 hours I'd received a picture of my mom's tits. FML
Today, I introduced my dad to my boyfriend. I gave my dad the middle finger and he thumped me on the head, as we've been playfully doing for years. My boyfriend got all mad and tried to fight my dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to take me on a date. Just as we were about to drive away, my dad ran out of the house in his underwear and started yelling that he'd kill my boyfriend if I wasn't back home within the hour. FML
Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML
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Jimboom 12
Lol. Maybe he is going out with you to get to your dad.
kika_fml 0
Lol, that kinda sounds like your fault. And by kinda, I mean completely.
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Comments (76)
ajscott 0
So he didn't ask at the beginning of the day why you had a new cell number?
rwilldred27 0
LMAO at #1! seriously, didn't really register with him that he was texting your dad? either not the brightest or else other secret motives...
tipsypiink 0
wow, that is such a bad idea. you couldnt wait to text him to take a risk like that? crazy.
meeeh_fml 0
why would you use your dads phone for that? just ******* WAIT!!!!
nikkireese 0
wow, #43, first of all u meant to address #41 and i cn't understand how #41's comment warranted getting called a *****.
Lobbeton 0
only sext on your own phone...
gallaway_girl 0
this happened to me, except that i got a drinking minor this fall so my parents check my phone frequently and read my text messages. i deleted all my dirty text messages that my canadian boyfriend and i had sent each other that day. my boyfriend recently moved to buffalo, NY to play hockey while i live in milwauke, WI...he decided it would be fun to have hot pic-sex and sent my phone a picture of his hard ****...my mom had my phone. he's not allowed to contact me ever again or my mother will notify the government that he is an illegal alien and he'll be kicked out of the country.
mimblewimble_fml 0
HILARIOUS.
Roddsy 0
..i'd say you both deserve it >.>
redbluegreen 41
If someone borrowed my phone and texted their boyfriend/girlfriend that sort of thing, I'd tell them flat out they were never allowed to use it again. I don't care if their home phone doesn't have a camera. It's just plain disgusting what people use their cellphones (and sometimes not even theirs) to do.