Animals: Today, I was unbearably hungry, so I went to Wendy's, bought...

By theorifice - 16/06/2010 16:28 - Canada

Today, I was unbearably hungry, so I went to Wendy's, bought myself a Baconator and took it outside to eat on the patio. One bite in, I went back to grab a few napkins. Within seconds of my departure, a seagull snatched it up. FML

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Nenita24 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 0:52

why wud u leave ur food unattended outside!

samanthadude 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 0:51

damn bird!

Comments

Ella_fml 17

Thursday 17 June 2010 2:24

Oh no, OP, you were robbed of a $5 sandwich you left unattended... Your life is permanently f***ed. I feel so sorry for you, considering the electric device you used to post this FML cost how much in comparison? It is quite disappointing that idiots like OP make Canadians look dumb. Thanks for that.

seanreddog 4

Thursday 17 June 2010 7:07

Hey losing food when you're hungry is a lot worse than just losing a couple bucks so it is a fml cuz he'd got his hopes up now I'm Hungarian hungry.

ndiesal 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 2:30

back to back fml's mentioning bacon...

QWERTYCommander 5

Thursday 17 June 2010 2:35

YDI for leaving your sandwich unattended. YDI for getting napkins after JUST ONE BITE. YDI for not buying another one when the seagull snatched it up. It's just $6, you probably had more than that in your wallet. But FYL because you were deprived of a Baconator. Those are awesome.

QWERTYCommander 5

Thursday 17 June 2010 2:41

My editing time was up, so I have one more for you. YDI for eating it outside. A few minutes in a fast food place never hurt anyone, and what would there be to look at outside? But if the Wendy's was that unbearable, I might give you a pass on this one.

rawrimadinosour 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 2:40

At least you have napkins. =]

Fitzx 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 2:43

I'd shoot it with my paintball gun

aprilsapples 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 5:20

so you carry your paintball gun while you go to wendys?

samanthadude 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 5:22

Duh! You have to be prepared at all times :)

buckfasthero 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 2:45

When anyone comes on here pleading for sympathy after losing something like $20 everyone on here never shuts up about how they need to get over it and it isn't a 'true' fml (and rightly so, I mean, $20 ******* dollars). This douche is a burger down and everyone is sympathetic. Buy another one and quit whining you bitch. That's what you get for being stupid and not taking the bloody thing with you.

QWERTYCommander 5

Thursday 17 June 2010 2:52

BuddyChristSays 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 21:30

best comment ever

JulzKay 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 2:56

LOL, that seagull is pretty bad-ass! Too bad about your sandwich though!

natural711 6

Thursday 17 June 2010 2:59

dumbass never leave food unattendedwho knows someone would gave taken the time to wipe their balls with it and left it for u to eat hahah salty balls...-_-"

NvG439 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 2:59

once I tossed an alkastezer in the air and a seagull snatched it, little did I know that it's chemical are kinda explosive it's for stomach pains an such so the seagull's stomach exploded u can tell cuz it went down like a ww2 airplane that jst got shot down so yea don't try that( a hell y'all gonna do it anyway) (;