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By theorifice - 16/06/2010 16:28 - Canada

Today, I was unbearably hungry, so I went to Wendy's, bought myself a Baconator and took it outside to eat on the patio. One bite in, I went back to grab a few napkins. Within seconds of my departure, a seagull snatched it up. FML

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By shibs - 19/12/2015 14:30 - Australia - Hurstville

Today, I spent the only money I had left for lunch only to take two bites before a seagull snatched my burger from my hands. I had to shamefully start walking back to work with a pair of girls laughing at me and an empty stomach. FML

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By FeedTheBirds - 06/09/2017 22:30 - United States - Estero

Today, I bought a delicious $17 lobster sandwich at a restaurant on the beach. The seagull who zoomed in and ripped it out of my hands as I was about to take the first bite seemed to enjoy it very much. FML

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By fencernick - 22/04/2009 10:40 - United States

Today, I was eating a hamburger on the street when a pigeon came down to take a bite. I ran and got 30 birds or so chasing me. My legs were burning, half of my burger was gone, and an entire office building was laughing at me. FML

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Goddamn sky rats

By Anonymous - 11/09/2025 22:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I bought a fancy salad for lunch and went to eat it in the park. A strong gust of wind flipped the lid off and launched half the salad into my lap. As I jumped up to shake it off, I slipped on a stray tomato slice, fell backward onto the grass, and watched as a seagull swooped in to eat my croutons. FML

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Alexa, play "I Ran" by A Flock of Seagulls

By John - 10/07/2013 02:48 - United States

Today, while leaving McDonald's, I threw a fry out the window to a flock of seagulls. I watched in the rear-view mirror as it landed in the opposite lane and about 60 winged rats descended upon the street, causing a truck to veer off the road and crash. FML

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Oi! Get back here!

By Anonymous - 26/10/2024 15:00 - United Kingdom - Blackpool

Today, while having lunch on a pier, I tried to take an artsy photo of my food for Instagram. Just as I was about to snap the pic, a seagull swooped in and snatched my chips right out of the paper bag in my hand. I didn't even get a photo of the robbery. FML

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By ihateseagulls - 07/04/2011 23:28 - United States

Today, while at the beach, my little sister thought it would be cute to feed a small seagull some of her food. Minutes later a flock of seagulls swarmed and attacked me and my sandwich. FML

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Cartoonish

By mr_dinzaster - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, a dog came into my yard. I bent down to pet him, forgetting I had a burger in my hand. The dog grabbed it and ran. FML

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By can't eat paper - 11/05/2014 01:34 - United States

Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML

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Smooth

By HungryGirl - 24/10/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I went to McDonald's to get breakfast. I sat my food down at a table and went to get some napkins and a straw. I returned to the table to find that my food was gone, and could hear nothing but "SUCKKAAAA" trailing from the entrance to the restaurant. Some jerk stole my meal. FML

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Thursday 17 June 2010 0:52

why wud u leave ur food unattended outside!

samanthadude 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 0:51

damn bird!

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JDMeg6 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 4:26

MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!!! MINE!!!!!! Hahaha.

CallMeHush 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 6:52

^^^^ LOL win! mine, mine, mine, mine mine, mine, mine mine, mine mine

iCommentFML 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 4:31

Lol i was walking down the beachnone and a seagull pooped right when i switcjed my cap from backwards to forwards and it missed me 

cmb_97116 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 4:31

the same thing happened to me but it was at a camp site with a muffin and a crow. My mom wouldnt let me have another one.

aprilsapples 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 4:41

hahaha thats so funny pobresito (:

andrew199987 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 5:03

#10... that is the gayest picture ive even seen..

raithex 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 5:06

Take your food with you next time! YDI.

bobdidou 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 5:11

holy crap I love the baconator, I have eaten it triple in a large combo size ( no I'm not a fattie, I decided to not eat till 7 to make room for it)

bobdidou 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 5:23

u speak the truth

nadica1790 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 5:58

if u were so hungry why didn't u eat on ur way home why? did u eat on the patio at your house?

heyygirll 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 6:05

their not in pittsburghhh? neyooce try tho

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