Animals: Today, I was unbearably hungry, so I went to Wendy's, bought...

By theorifice - 16/06/2010 16:28 - Canada

Today, I was unbearably hungry, so I went to Wendy's, bought myself a Baconator and took it outside to eat on the patio. One bite in, I went back to grab a few napkins. Within seconds of my departure, a seagull snatched it up. FML

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You deserved it 43 292

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By shibs - 19/12/2015 14:30 - Australia - Hurstville

Today, I spent the only money I had left for lunch only to take two bites before a seagull snatched my burger from my hands. I had to shamefully start walking back to work with a pair of girls laughing at me and an empty stomach. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 295

You deserved it 1 843

By FeedTheBirds - 06/09/2017 22:30 - United States - Estero

Today, I bought a delicious $17 lobster sandwich at a restaurant on the beach. The seagull who zoomed in and ripped it out of my hands as I was about to take the first bite seemed to enjoy it very much. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 467

You deserved it 498

By fencernick - 22/04/2009 10:40 - United States

Today, I was eating a hamburger on the street when a pigeon came down to take a bite. I ran and got 30 birds or so chasing me. My legs were burning, half of my burger was gone, and an entire office building was laughing at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 716

You deserved it 9 460

Alexa, play "I Ran" by A Flock of Seagulls

By John - 10/07/2013 02:48 - United States

Today, while leaving McDonald's, I threw a fry out the window to a flock of seagulls. I watched in the rear-view mirror as it landed in the opposite lane and about 60 winged rats descended upon the street, causing a truck to veer off the road and crash. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 101

You deserved it 50 737

By ihateseagulls - 07/04/2011 23:28 - United States

Today, while at the beach, my little sister thought it would be cute to feed a small seagull some of her food. Minutes later a flock of seagulls swarmed and attacked me and my sandwich. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 656

You deserved it 4 123

By mr_dinzaster - 30/05/2019 22:00

Today, a dog came into my yard. I bent down to pet him, forgetting I had a burger in my hand. The dog grabbed it and ran. FML

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You deserved it 1 862

By can't eat paper - 11/05/2014 01:34 - United States

Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 780

You deserved it 11 405

Smooth

By HungryGirl - 24/10/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I went to McDonald's to get breakfast. I sat my food down at a table and went to get some napkins and a straw. I returned to the table to find that my food was gone, and could hear nothing but "SUCKKAAAA" trailing from the entrance to the restaurant. Some jerk stole my meal. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 516

You deserved it 9 791

Food poisoning is back on the menu!

By James - 06/05/2023 06:00 - Australia

Today, whilst on a road trip with friends, we stopped at a roadside diner for lunch. I ordered a chicken sandwich and when it arrived, I took a huge bite out of it, only to realize that it was still completely raw in the middle. FML

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You deserved it 95

By NightHawk4926 - 09/09/2015 22:15 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man. I gave him my sandwich, since he needed it more than me. Seconds later, he was attacked by a flock of birds. FML

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You deserved it 1 751

Nenita24 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 0:52

why wud u leave ur food unattended outside!

samanthadude 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 0:51

damn bird!

Comments

OwNowBrownCow 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 1:02

where's Jim Gaffigan?

ivygirl 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 1:03

hahahahahaha

missyfarnes 2

Thursday 17 June 2010 1:04

it wasn't a seagull, it was me!! thank you, it was delicious!

BuddyChristSays 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 1:09

looking at you and you are hot but u don't eat fast food

ZeroMachine 3

Thursday 17 June 2010 1:05

Today, a seagull had a massive coronary.

mspencer809 3

Thursday 17 June 2010 1:12

hahahaahahaha FML(:

chantelfurtado 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 1:08

that must have been a smart ass bird

OfficialxAmber 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 1:08

Haha. That flippin' sucks.

Primus_fml 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 1:09

You lost a hamburger and your life is ******?Lol

MaxSnacks 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 1:18

Oh no, Primus, you forgot the space after the question mark! :O I guess everyone DOES make mistakes. Go figure.

Primus_fml 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 4:07

Ffffffuuuuuuuuu!!!! Well I am on a phone.

Oreogasm 5

Thursday 17 June 2010 1:10

who cares? go get another one.

longboardjunkie 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 8:26

Clearly, you've never had a craving for The Baconator.

idio_fml 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 1:11

Wait... First of all, I agree with #25. Second of all, How the **** can a seagull take away a full sized baconator?! That weighs a pretty good amount.