Animals: Today, I was unbearably hungry, so I went to Wendy's, bought...

By theorifice - 16/06/2010 16:28 - Canada

Today, I was unbearably hungry, so I went to Wendy's, bought myself a Baconator and took it outside to eat on the patio. One bite in, I went back to grab a few napkins. Within seconds of my departure, a seagull snatched it up. FML

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By shibs - 19/12/2015 14:30 - Australia - Hurstville

Today, I spent the only money I had left for lunch only to take two bites before a seagull snatched my burger from my hands. I had to shamefully start walking back to work with a pair of girls laughing at me and an empty stomach. FML

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By FeedTheBirds - 07/09/2017 04:30 - United States - Estero

Today, I bought a delicious $17 lobster sandwich at a restaurant on the beach. The seagull who zoomed in and ripped it out of my hands as I was about to take the first bite seemed to enjoy it very much. FML

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By fencernick - 22/04/2009 10:40 - United States

Today, I was eating a hamburger on the street when a pigeon came down to take a bite. I ran and got 30 birds or so chasing me. My legs were burning, half of my burger was gone, and an entire office building was laughing at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2025 22:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I bought a fancy salad for lunch and went to eat it in the park. A strong gust of wind flipped the lid off and launched half the salad into my lap. As I jumped up to shake it off, I slipped on a stray tomato slice, fell backward onto the grass, and watched as a seagull swooped in to eat my croutons. FML

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By John - 10/07/2013 02:48 - United States

Today, while leaving McDonald's, I threw a fry out the window to a flock of seagulls. I watched in the rear-view mirror as it landed in the opposite lane and about 60 winged rats descended upon the street, causing a truck to veer off the road and crash. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2024 15:00 - United Kingdom - Blackpool

Today, while having lunch on a pier, I tried to take an artsy photo of my food for Instagram. Just as I was about to snap the pic, a seagull swooped in and snatched my chips right out of the paper bag in my hand. I didn't even get a photo of the robbery. FML

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By ihateseagulls - 07/04/2011 23:28 - United States

Today, while at the beach, my little sister thought it would be cute to feed a small seagull some of her food. Minutes later a flock of seagulls swarmed and attacked me and my sandwich. FML

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By mr_dinzaster - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, a dog came into my yard. I bent down to pet him, forgetting I had a burger in my hand. The dog grabbed it and ran. FML

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By can't eat paper - 11/05/2014 01:34 - United States

Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML

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By HungryGirl - 24/10/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I went to McDonald's to get breakfast. I sat my food down at a table and went to get some napkins and a straw. I returned to the table to find that my food was gone, and could hear nothing but "SUCKKAAAA" trailing from the entrance to the restaurant. Some jerk stole my meal. FML

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Nenita24 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 0:52

why wud u leave ur food unattended outside!

samanthadude 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 0:51

damn bird!

Comments

yagurlteeteexoxo 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 1:13

damn that sucks op. nxt time kill da darn thing

LexSwift 17

Thursday 17 June 2010 1:14

Um... I eat Baconators when I go to Wendy's, and they aren't the lightest burger around. They're actually pretty heavy compared to others. I'm not sure if I believe a seagull could pick that up...

MaxSnacks 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 1:19

Maybe OP is a fatass and ate half the burger in one bite, therefore letting it be light enough for the seagull to pick up.

luvsmebaby 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 1:59

ahahaha. that's not rude at all...

seanreddog 4

Thursday 17 June 2010 7:16

I was watching monsterbird somethin on history channel today and it says bird can lift half their weight.

Janah_the_ENP 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 1:16

Why the **** would you leave your food sitting unattended outside?

ksousa80 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 1:16

lesson learned?

kaileigh10 2

Thursday 17 June 2010 1:16

YDI for leaving your food unattended DF.

ninjasaurous 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 1:18

Baconators are nummmyyyyy and are heavy. So really the seagull wouldn't be able to pick it up(:

MaxSnacks 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 1:20

You are very pretty :)

MaxSnacks 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 1:23

Whoa, wrong comment placement.^

pingpongpickle 8

Thursday 17 June 2010 1:23

yeah and I always hear those stories about people finding nasty things in their fast food like bugs, hair, fingers..

peacelovekat 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 1:23

21:agreed

BethiiGeex 0

Friday 18 June 2010 0:20

gueesswho, lmao and "you're" famous are you real? BROOKELLE BONES -cough (: fakes these days;)

ShadowPunkChick 1

Thursday 17 June 2010 1:33

You deserve it! You left it there out in the open. Why the **** would you leave your food outside where anyone/thing could get to it. Someone could spit in your food while you're gone or piss in your soda cup. Or the person in charge of cleaning off tables could throw it away. You should have just taken your tray with you, idiot. BTW if you leave your food unattended anyplace that is not your property, anyone could legally just go take it. Or anything in this case.. And since it was last in your possession and nothing went wrong during the making or preparation of the food, the restaurant wouldn't have to do a dammed thing about it. Think about that next time.