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By pissfaced - 02/01/2010 13:41 - New Zealand

Today, I was trying to see how far I could get away from the toilet while pissing. Instead I tripped over backwards and pissed all over my face. FML

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By pissingcontest - 30/05/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I had to take a serious piss. I started urinating and leaned back slightly on my heels. Somehow I lost my balance and fell backward, hitting my head on the wall behind me and spraying myself and my entire bathroom with my own pee. FML

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By Preggo - 10/12/2016 01:51

Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML

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Sprinkler system

By missed - 25/06/2021 14:01 - United States

Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML

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By Mary - 05/03/2019 18:00

Today, I tried to go down the stairs two steps at a time. I slipped, fell flat on my ass, and busted my lower lip against my overbite. When I tried to get up, I realized I had also peed my pants. FML

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By vegantreegirl - 04/02/2019 20:00

Today, I was using the restroom at work when my glasses slipped off my face and landed right in the toilet. FML

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No good deed…

By Dinho - 15/05/2009 21:22 - United States

Today, I was in a public bathroom, when a little boy walked in and he had an 'accident'. He asked if I could help him clean it up, so I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML

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AKA taking a screenshot

By Anonymous - 05/10/2020 11:02 - United States - White Plains

Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML

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Thanks, Mr Whiskers

By Anonymous - 01/02/2012 06:13 - Canada

Today, while I was on the toilet, my cat managed to climb up behind me, slip and then grip itself to my bare ass. In my haste to get away from the cat, I pooped on the toilet without noticing. Until I sat back down. FML

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Keeping warm

By Anonymous - 22/01/2021 11:01

Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML

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Fire hose

By pissedoffandon - 06/05/2009 14:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I was taking a piss at the urinal when a fly started buzzing around my head. It started getting in my face, so I tried to swat it away. After about 10 seconds of intense swatting, I looked down to find I had pissed all over my shoes and down the front of my trousers. FML

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gigi37 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 20:08

Nice job

heyitsbrii 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 20:36

lmao!! that is like the funniest mental picture ever haha

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loserface7 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 20:39

bathrooms aren't made to hav fun they're made to do ur business

Oz_Alice 0

Monday 18 January 2010 20:17

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oz_Alice 0

Monday 18 January 2010 20:19

Pfft

jimsmells67 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 22:12

Dumb ass (although I have done this)(but not the falling over bit)

sevlen 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 4:14

lol bad luck

iluvninjas 0

Friday 12 February 2010 22:26

wow. that really sucks. but you diserve it.

FMLiswhatisay 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 20:51

Why the **** would you try to piss form far away form the toilet anyway thats not even an FML it is, however an im just a stupid idiot moment. retard XD

computer_blue 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 6:43

That's hilarious and totally sucks for you. Good luck next time? >3

AA357 0

Sunday 11 April 2010 6:37

Wash it off and get the **** over it.

Katrinnn 0

Monday 3 May 2010 5:52

Ha ha this made me chuckle

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