Miscellaneous: Today, I was told that I look like a cross between Roger Federer...

By facingit - 08/11/2010 10:32 - Australia

Today, I was told that I look like a cross between Roger Federer and Neil Patrick Harris. Apparently I have a big forehead and a squished face. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2010 23:44 - United States

Today, I was told I look like Susan Boyle. FML

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By cjgreer70 - 18/01/2014 23:09 - United States - West Linn

Today, I was told I looked like Beaker from the Muppets. After doing a side-by-side comparison, I realized it's true. FML

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By wishbone - 14/04/2009 20:41 - Canada

Today, a cute boy told me I looked like a celebrity. Flattered, I asked who I resembled. He responded by saying that I looked exactly like Ugly Betty. He was serious. FML

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By richard - 21/03/2014 16:10 - United States - Redmond

Today, fed up with my nerdy appearance, I got my hair shaved off, hoping for a Walter White kind of look. I didn't think it was too bad, but not even an hour later, I'd already been called a "fat Bruce Willis" and compared to a freshly circumcised penis. FML

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By Breezie - 14/10/2019 20:00 - United States

Today, at work, a customer commented that I look like Zach Galifianakis. I'm a girl. FML

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By romancocks - 09/05/2014 20:31 - United States - Palatka

Today, some girl in the street mistook me for Richard Simmons. FML

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By ButImBeautiful - 04/02/2017 02:00 - United Kingdom - Cheltenham

Today, a little girl came up to me and told me I looked like a foot. Thanks a bunch, darling. FML

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By fugly - 06/06/2015 00:44 - United States - Landenberg

Today, as I was putting stuff into the back of my car, a man walked by and said I looked "super fine." When I looked up to look him in the face, he immediately looked disgusted and basically ran away. Apparently, my face does that. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2015 17:47 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, when I woke up, one half of my face was smooth and clear and the other half looked as if I got slapped by the Hand of Puberty itself. FML

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By Karin - 13/08/2011 20:29 - Germany

Today, after a week of sporting what I thought was a flattering pixie cut, I realised that without my long hair, my body shape closely resembles a snowman's. FML

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Monday 8 November 2010 15:25

Both NPH and Federer are awesome and far from ugly. Suck it up, crybaby!

alexFYL 11

Monday 8 November 2010 15:53

WARNING: OP is fishing for compliments.

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extremenoodles 0

Monday 8 November 2010 18:09

This is so awesome. NPH who is made of epic (I'd say legendary but I'm just no Mr. Stinson) and Federer is no slouch in the awesome department. If they'd said you looked like Nadal I'd be out stalking you right now... I love tennis players :D

organngrinder 0

Monday 8 November 2010 18:23

NPH FTW!

ZombieKnickers_fml 8

Monday 8 November 2010 18:54

Neil Patrick Harris is sexy. I would kill for someone say I look remotely like him- and I'm a girl! Buy yourself a suit and embrace your NPHness.

JonnyNoThumbs 0

Monday 8 November 2010 19:04

Roger Federer is hot. Be happy.

resinnet 0

Monday 8 November 2010 19:14

fyl for being ugly. nph and rf aren't anywhere near ugly.

ImaginaryFoe 0

Monday 8 November 2010 19:57

You wish, OP. Borrow a dose of their personalities and get over what people think of you. Stop the compliment fishing!

hpaiste 2

Monday 8 November 2010 20:21

federer!!! you should be the happiest person alive!

iGreen_Day 0

Monday 8 November 2010 20:24

federer - hot. neil patrick harris -possibly hotter. stfu op.

Necrophobritt 0

Monday 8 November 2010 20:25

I think its a pretty big deal... they have to live with it for the rest of their life. :(

noaige 6

Monday 8 November 2010 20:26

um..FYI, Neil Patrick Harris is sexy so don't complain about looking like him...

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