Today, I was the only cash register open at the local supermarket. I had to sell condoms and chocolate frosting to my ex. FML
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Today, while cashiering at the drug store, I saw my ex-boyfriend, who I'm still completely in love with. Being the only cashier, I had to ring him up. He was buying condoms. FML
Today, I went shopping on my only day off. The only aisle open was self-checkout. I'm a cashier. FML
Today, at my job as a cashier, a very old man came through my checkout. His purchase consisted of a box of condoms and a can of whipped cream. The creepy smile he gave me has scarred me for life. FML
Today, I went to a corner store to restock my chocolate stash. A guy from work walked in to see me and the cashier arguing about the amount of candy I was trying to buy with a jar of pennies. He took one look at me and said, "That time of the month, eh?" FML
Today, I once again bought condoms at the gas station to make the people who work there think that I have a sex life. FML
Today, I went out to buy a bottle of wine and some condoms. As the cashier scanned the condoms, she snickered and muttered, "Yeah right." She was right; I really was just desperate to look like I have a sex life. I got so upset that I left my items and walked out with tears in my eyes. FML
Today, I was buying condoms but was a little embarrassed so I went to the self-check. I scanned the condoms, then a magazine and tried to put the condoms under the magazines to hide them. The store guy saw me, thought I was shoplifting and I was kicked out of the store. FML
Today, I saw my crush working the only open till at the grocery store. When she saw me approach her queue, she immediately called for more cashiers. FML
Today, my ex-husband’s new girlfriend stopped by the pharmacy I work at, checked out at my lane, and had me ring up her condoms. She kept bragging about how she’s gonna have “nasty freaky sex” with my ex all night long while I work at a “miserable pharmacy.” I burst into tears while she laughed and waltzed away. FML
Today, I was in the 'intimacy' section of Walmart. After grabbing 2 boxes of condoms and a vibrating ring I turn around to see my ex boyfriend's mom. I smile awkwardly and put my head down as I walk away, causing me to colide with his dad and send my 'goodies' all over the floor. FML
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DynamicDave 11
Awkward turtle
firecopy 6
yea and the condoms were for baloons!
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firecopy 6
yea and the condoms were for baloons!
HarperGirl 4
:)
perdix 31
I guess she's going to get frosted in more ways than one.
HarperGirl 4
thats exactly what i was thinking and maybe he is her ex because he wasn't that creative? girls like guys who are creative and fun, even the prim and proper ones will loosen up if you do something sexy and romantic ;)
mk58 31
Mmmmm, frosting.
firecopy 6
@13 balloons
ragingflame 0
haha you should have said they were to big for him
Newbie21 1
@ 16 lol
coffee_addict7 0
@10 and 12, you probably won't think it's so gross after you hit puberty.
davidhasmorefun 0
out of all the supermarkets out there he goes to yours? and what little town you live in where you have only one person at the cash register?
Boddmon 0
Perhaps they live in the same neighborhood and that supermarket is the local one. Why should the ex have to find a different supermarket just to avoid seeing the OP? I wouldn't.
BenjiX_fml 13
It was WalMart at 10 pm on payday.
me5 0
He doesn't want to spread diseases he might have caught! Did he wear condoms to protect you?
DirtyDiana_fml 0
This is from texts from last night! what a ******* peice of shit
grimspook76 0
That's life. Get over it. Did you think he was going to stop ******* just because he's not with you?