Today, I was the only cash register open at the local supermarket. I had to sell condoms and chocolate frosting to my ex. FML
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Today, while cashiering at the drug store, I saw my ex-boyfriend, who I'm still completely in love with. Being the only cashier, I had to ring him up. He was buying condoms. FML
Today, I went shopping on my only day off. The only aisle open was self-checkout. I'm a cashier. FML
Today, at my job as a cashier, a very old man came through my checkout. His purchase consisted of a box of condoms and a can of whipped cream. The creepy smile he gave me has scarred me for life. FML
Today, I went to a corner store to restock my chocolate stash. A guy from work walked in to see me and the cashier arguing about the amount of candy I was trying to buy with a jar of pennies. He took one look at me and said, "That time of the month, eh?" FML
Today, I once again bought condoms at the gas station to make the people who work there think that I have a sex life. FML
Today, I went out to buy a bottle of wine and some condoms. As the cashier scanned the condoms, she snickered and muttered, "Yeah right." She was right; I really was just desperate to look like I have a sex life. I got so upset that I left my items and walked out with tears in my eyes. FML
Today, I was buying condoms but was a little embarrassed so I went to the self-check. I scanned the condoms, then a magazine and tried to put the condoms under the magazines to hide them. The store guy saw me, thought I was shoplifting and I was kicked out of the store. FML
Today, I saw my crush working the only open till at the grocery store. When she saw me approach her queue, she immediately called for more cashiers. FML
Today, my ex-husband’s new girlfriend stopped by the pharmacy I work at, checked out at my lane, and had me ring up her condoms. She kept bragging about how she’s gonna have “nasty freaky sex” with my ex all night long while I work at a “miserable pharmacy.” I burst into tears while she laughed and waltzed away. FML
Today, I was in the 'intimacy' section of Walmart. After grabbing 2 boxes of condoms and a vibrating ring I turn around to see my ex boyfriend's mom. I smile awkwardly and put my head down as I walk away, causing me to colide with his dad and send my 'goodies' all over the floor. FML
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Top comments
DynamicDave 11
Awkward turtle
firecopy 6
yea and the condoms were for baloons!
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Comments (60)
VegHead13 0
Haha they prob did that on purpose to bug u.
DaleksAreEpic 0
This post seems suspiciously familiar.
axelkg 0
I'm sick of people like you #3. like seriously, what does it take to qualify for a real fml in your mind? it's like the only thing that would be okay is if the OP got hit by a train and died or something. lighten up.
daneeyoll 0
fail
sweetpea129 0
awwkwarddd. don't let it get to you though. I'm sure he did it on purpose,
roryrobotic 5
I agree with #31. People need to quit critiquing everything and shut up. Nobody gives a **** how intellectually challenged you are.
dance_and_alive 0
i know how this feels op. weather a fake or not, shit sucks real bad.
paladininwaiting 1
ok...where's the FML? Do you still love him,....or do you just miss the condoms and chocolate frosting?
suckmysarcasm 10
reminds me of that song sex and candy.
haydog12 0
hahahahaha that sucks hardcore