Today, I was the only cash register open at the local supermarket. I had to sell condoms and chocolate frosting to my ex. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while cashiering at the drug store, I saw my ex-boyfriend, who I'm still completely in love with. Being the only cashier, I had to ring him up. He was buying condoms. FML
Today, I went shopping on my only day off. The only aisle open was self-checkout. I'm a cashier. FML
Today, at my job as a cashier, a very old man came through my checkout. His purchase consisted of a box of condoms and a can of whipped cream. The creepy smile he gave me has scarred me for life. FML
Today, I went to a corner store to restock my chocolate stash. A guy from work walked in to see me and the cashier arguing about the amount of candy I was trying to buy with a jar of pennies. He took one look at me and said, "That time of the month, eh?" FML
Today, I once again bought condoms at the gas station to make the people who work there think that I have a sex life. FML
Today, I went out to buy a bottle of wine and some condoms. As the cashier scanned the condoms, she snickered and muttered, "Yeah right." She was right; I really was just desperate to look like I have a sex life. I got so upset that I left my items and walked out with tears in my eyes. FML
Today, I was buying condoms but was a little embarrassed so I went to the self-check. I scanned the condoms, then a magazine and tried to put the condoms under the magazines to hide them. The store guy saw me, thought I was shoplifting and I was kicked out of the store. FML
Today, I saw my crush working the only open till at the grocery store. When she saw me approach her queue, she immediately called for more cashiers. FML
Today, my ex-husband’s new girlfriend stopped by the pharmacy I work at, checked out at my lane, and had me ring up her condoms. She kept bragging about how she’s gonna have “nasty freaky sex” with my ex all night long while I work at a “miserable pharmacy.” I burst into tears while she laughed and waltzed away. FML
Today, I was in the 'intimacy' section of Walmart. After grabbing 2 boxes of condoms and a vibrating ring I turn around to see my ex boyfriend's mom. I smile awkwardly and put my head down as I walk away, causing me to colide with his dad and send my 'goodies' all over the floor. FML
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DynamicDave 11
Awkward turtle
firecopy 6
yea and the condoms were for baloons!
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Comments (60)
peacemadison2012 0
i feel your pain thats f***** up man
dontpanic_fml 32
this is from texts from last night. http://textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-3153.html and how...is this fml? I am trying hard to understand how this is a tragic occurance....WHO CARES?! but it doesn't matter anyway cuz like i said, this is just stolen.
Gabbymcbride 2
That must've sucked...
maddysaidthat 0
don't fret my friend. he was probably making a cake. condoms make a great pastry bag
julialinn 2
Die
mullisupreme 16
you should have told him that the frosting is really yummy,as you know by experience.
lennon_ 16
I had to sell birthday balloons and flowers to my ex for his gf. FML too
DecisiveBull 9
Frosting... and condoms, eh? And you're saying you were the only cashier at the time huh? Either way seems a little forward doesn't it? Were those the only items they bought? Or... have you considered that they may just be trying to spite you? Although then again, maybe not. Heh.
Bad_luck_duck 6
I hope she was just buying those things because she knew you were a cashier. :)
LyricaSilvan 30
I'm probably not the first here to wonder about this, but... I wonder if your ex was planning to use those together, or if that was just a really odd coincidence.