Today, I was texting my boyfriend. I noticed that he had added a signature onto his texts that had the date 11/10/09. At first, I blushed and thought it was the date we had become a couple. But then I realized it was just the day the new Call of Duty game comes out. Love you too. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sent my boyfriend of over a year a text message telling him how much I loved him, how perfect he is for me and what I love about him. He sent me back a text saying, "I thought you had class." FML
Today, I was watching TV and started freaking out thinking I forgot to wish my boyfriend a happy anniversary. I wrote him a text and after I'd sent it, I realized that the date is mine and my ex's anniversary date. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally called me after a week of barely any communication. He wanted to talk to my brother about Call of Duty. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Today, I spent two hours perfecting a really romantic text message to my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. I listed all the things I loved about him, and recalled some of our best times together. Two minutes after I sent it, he replied, "Huh?" FML
Today, the girl I love made me text my best friend how much she loved him. This because her phone died. I was at the movies with her on our date. FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, after a hard day's work and emotional argument with my best friend, I sent my boyfriend a text telling him how much I loved him and cherished him in the hopes he would cheer me up with a romantic reply. He said "Sorry, I've only got 8 texts left." FML
Today, I received a notice that my boyfriend had given me a rose via Happy Aquarium on Facebook. It came with a date cancellation so that he and his friends could play BioShock. FML
Today, I woke up to my partner showering me with love and gifts. Confused, I asked, "What's the occasion?" It was our anniversary. Not only had I forgotten, but I'd also scheduled a gaming marathon with friends for the entire day. FML
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FrozenSoliid 0
sorry to be the bearer of bad news but Modern Warfare 2 > You.
ybotx 0
Oh suck it up. Btw, you fail. You didn't realize that wasn't your anniversary.
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Comments (338)
DeathShad0 1
Games are much better then girls. Sorry.
Ali_Br_fml 33
OMG, are you serious??? You got mad b/c he had COD in his siggy? I LUV that game!!! Oh, and I hope I get it for my b-day, Nov 10, lolz. What a great gift, get him the game and make it up to him for being you. Yeah, I'm a girl who likes COD, and I get my b/f games that I know are hawt because I play them, but I only played COD on the wii, and it's great...since I never played it on anything else (aka the better graphic platforms like PS3 & X-Box 360. BUT I get to use my remote as a gun and shoot people!!! Online!!! Yeah, I just got into that game, and I will definitely get this game, or hint hint around... Oh, and last comment, #198, I take offense...;p. well, not really, but seriously? You think a video game will keep you warm at night? But OP, if you seriously thought a future date was your anniversary, then, YDI, but another possibility is that it was 11/10 of another year, and she just thought he was putting a weird siggy like I'd say my birthday is 11/10/09 (haha, just noticed the countdown) even though I wasn't born then, ooh, back from the future...
habaji 0
wait does that mean that they became a couple oct 11? because that was like .. a week ago. why is it such a big deal? there's no reason to being mad at him, he can choose a video game date over his girlfriend of a week. i wouldn't want that even it were a year. YDI
Mightybob50 0
Um, that's not for another 20 days. YDI for being an idiot
zee209 0
How could it be the day you became a couple if the date is in the future? Either way, YDI so much. You got mad because he put a video game release date in his sig? I've done that too for a video game. He's excited for it. New release of a certain game > a relationship at the moment.
ScaryyMary 14
It might have been the day they started going out, but the wrong year and it was the year that made her realize it. Or a similar date. And if they've been going out for almost/over a year, the relationship SHOULD be more important than a game.
ohlookasaraah 0
Didn't you realize she wasn't all mad about it? She probably didn't say anything or even get mad. She probably just Fmylifed it because it's pretty ******* funny.
marcusaurelius 0
That's the Marine Corps birthday. Awesome! Coincidence? I think not...
giveobamaquarter 0
your boyfriend is a true man
elliekinslurvsya 0
what the hell is wrong with you people? there are way too many sexist comments here. i'm a girl and i'm not so ******* self-obsessed that i would assume the date in my boyfriend's signature is the date we got together. some of us DO have brains, believe it or not!
rrossi127 0
Unless ur boyfriend has a time machine, u might b retarded