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1DisGR8 Toronto, Canada

Today, a lady on the subway sat next to me. She kept huffing and burping and was holding a plastic bag. I couldn't even finish the thought, "please don't puke on me" because she puked on me. FML

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DiscomfortZone 7

And you sat there and waited for that to happen...

My worst nightmare ugh

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My worst nightmare ugh

At least her plastic bag stayed nice and clean — silver linings.

DiscomfortZone 7

And you sat there and waited for that to happen...

why did you choose to stay sitting there Stand, move, do something