FML : Today, a lady on the subway sat next to me. She kept huffing and burping and was holding a plastic bag. I couldn't even finish the thought, "please don't...

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Today, a lady on the subway sat next to me. She kept huffing and burping and was holding a plastic bag. I couldn't even finish the thought, "please don't puke on me" because she puked on me. FML

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By 1DisGR8 - / Wednesday 10 October 2018 07:30 / Canada - Toronto

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By melisssa87 | 28

#7706730 - Wednesday 10 October 2018 15:02

You should have moved as soon as she was burping

By DiscomfortZone | 7

#7707434 - Thursday 11 October 2018 21:51

And you sat there and waited for that to happen...

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By TumblrweedPasses | 8

#7706699 - Wednesday 10 October 2018 14:25

My worst nightmare ugh

By melisssa87 | 28

#7706730 - Wednesday 10 October 2018 15:02

You should have moved as soon as she was burping

By RichardPencil | 25

#7706810 - Wednesday 10 October 2018 17:24

At least her plastic bag stayed nice and clean — silver linings.

By DiscomfortZone | 7

#7707434 - Thursday 11 October 2018 21:51

And you sat there and waited for that to happen...

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