Today, I was texting my boyfriend. I noticed that he had added a signature onto his texts that had the date 11/10/09. At first, I blushed and thought it was the date we had become a couple. But then I realized it was just the day the new Call of Duty game comes out. Love you too. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sent my boyfriend of over a year a text message telling him how much I loved him, how perfect he is for me and what I love about him. He sent me back a text saying, "I thought you had class." FML
Today, I was watching TV and started freaking out thinking I forgot to wish my boyfriend a happy anniversary. I wrote him a text and after I'd sent it, I realized that the date is mine and my ex's anniversary date. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally called me after a week of barely any communication. He wanted to talk to my brother about Call of Duty. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Today, I spent two hours perfecting a really romantic text message to my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. I listed all the things I loved about him, and recalled some of our best times together. Two minutes after I sent it, he replied, "Huh?" FML
Today, the girl I love made me text my best friend how much she loved him. This because her phone died. I was at the movies with her on our date. FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, after a hard day's work and emotional argument with my best friend, I sent my boyfriend a text telling him how much I loved him and cherished him in the hopes he would cheer me up with a romantic reply. He said "Sorry, I've only got 8 texts left." FML
Today, I received a notice that my boyfriend had given me a rose via Happy Aquarium on Facebook. It came with a date cancellation so that he and his friends could play BioShock. FML
Today, I woke up to my partner showering me with love and gifts. Confused, I asked, "What's the occasion?" It was our anniversary. Not only had I forgotten, but I'd also scheduled a gaming marathon with friends for the entire day. FML
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FrozenSoliid 0
sorry to be the bearer of bad news but Modern Warfare 2 > You.
ybotx 0
Oh suck it up. Btw, you fail. You didn't realize that wasn't your anniversary.
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Comments (338)
HiddenAce91 6
some people read dates as DD/MM/YY
bobinoguaviare 0
So What!? loser.
Notastalker 0
best game ever btw :)
brianjman14 23
stop whining, loser
Andyangels27 0
hey no one gives a crap cod is the greatest game of all time
lucifer69_fml 0
how is this an fml, your not that good *******
Leosan_fml 2
MW2 FTW. What a hard life u lead OP. Goddamn emo generation
wheatie 0
don't assume.. boys are boys:( **** them all
jc420 0
**** that. How selfish can you be? Should every little detail of OP's Bf's life be about her? Get over yourself.
m_tz_2 0
the freakiest thing is that jus when i was reading you fml i was thinking about my ex and how i will probably never get over him..we seem to have the same anniversary as you do :/ nice reminder...FML
6969awesome 0
COD is the ******* best game ever so shut up OP