Today, I was telling my friend how lonely I am on Skype. He responded by deleting me as a friend. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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All over the place
Today, a close, funny friend who has quite the attitude, received a long email from a long-time friend of hers, telling her how difficult she is. When I told her it doesn’t matter, that she is still wonderful, she went off on how bad a friend I am for saying that, and then deleted me off WhatsApp. FML
BFF
Today, my best friend, who I speak to pretty much all day, every single day, started dating someone and blocked and ghosted me. I guess my only close friend wasn't such a good friend after all. FML
Today, I found out my roommate Skypes my friends on my laptop when I'm away. Not only that, he covers his face and shows them his junk. My friends no longer answer Skype calls from me. FML
Today, I was in a big Skype chat, which somehow turned into a heated argument. My friend lost it, typed "your stupid" and called me a "looser." When I pointed out the irony of his messages, he rage-quit, drove all the way to my house, and punched me in the face at the door. FML
Today, I sent a friend request on facebook to the only person I became friends with this semester at college. He denied me. FML
Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML
Cut off
Today, a friend told me he no longer wishes to be my friend, not because I did something, just because he no longer looks forward to seeing me, counts down every minute until a socially acceptable time to leave, and is always thinking up excuses to either be late or not come at all. Wow, just wow. FML
Gassy
Today, my friend was confiding all her problems to me over Skype. I pressed the mute button so I could let out a fart, forgetting I'd already muted it earlier. I broke several minutes of my own silence with a devastating wet one. Now she won't talk to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Facebook. I don't even have Facebook. My friends had to tell me. FML
Tactician
Today, in the most polite and friendly way I could think of, I told a friend that she's slightly too dramatic about things. She started throwing a fit, deleted my number, and ended our seven-year friendship. FML
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promarkchris 6
I've found that people who act or have depression or are lonely tend to exacerbate the problem by bringing the topics up in normal conversation. It just bums everyone out.
piper1003 1
:(
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Comments (89)
JokeMeister 0
YDI f ur a dude, too.
jSOPURE 3
Some people just don't want to hear it. That's life. :(
Calyx_fml 22
That's because you are a psychic vampire. Your loneliness is how it feels when you haven't fed on other peoples sympathy. Stake thought the heart.
holymolybro 0
That's what you get for being negative about your life.
lany123 2
that sucks :(
nalia18 8
you dont tell a friend that! NEVER!! that makes them think u dont care about them and that they r boring! U TOTALY DESERVED THAT!
OriginalPooh01 0
No one cares and you probably kept talking and talking and talking about it and he/she wanted you to stfu. YDI for not having a life. >:D
Havin 19
'I'm lonely' is sometimes a replacement for 'I'm horny'. Don't know, but maybe?
Havin 19
#28 That's still no reason to delete a friend.
yoyodangit 0
Wtf what an ass, what did you even do