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By Foreveralone17362562 - 16/04/2014 02:18 - Canada - Cold Lake

Today, I was telling my dad about how annoying it was to constantly have my ten-year-old cousin message me about her new boyfriend, when he suddenly bursts out laughing about how she can get a boyfriend at ten, and I have never even kissed a guy and I'm seventeen. FML

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Same thing different taste

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By boyfriendless - 10/04/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a five year-old boy. Somehow the topic of relationships came up, and he asked me if I had a boyfriend. When I told him that I was single, he got all excited and asked if he could be my boyfriend. It would have been cute… except he was the first guy to ever ask me out. I'm 18. FML

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Thanks for the input

By NVP - 18/01/2009 14:30 - United States

Today, I told my 10 year-old brother I was turning 23. He said, "You need to get a boyfriend." FML

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By yoggabe - 18/08/2012 20:34 - Mexico - Villahermosa

Today, I found out that my six year old cousin has a raging crush on my boyfriend. She lives across the street and watches from her window for his car to appear in front of my house. She's indicated that she'll stop at nothing until he's hers. FML

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By huh? - 22/07/2020 20:00

Today, we found out that my 13-year-old cousin is pregnant. My mom then turned to me and asked why I decided to wait so long. I’m only 20. Instead of being worried that this young girl has potentially ruined her entire life, my mom just complained that her sister "gets to be a grandma first." FML

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By kikinemo - 16/01/2010 21:05 - United States

Today, I was telling my cousin about my boyfriend, who plays guitar and sings very well, has dark hair, and wears girl pants. After telling her these things, she's quiet for a moment before she looks at me and says, "So... You're dating a Jonas brother?" FML

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By loser - 02/03/2016 00:20 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, my mum asked when she's getting grandkids. I had to tell her that, at 21 years-old, I hadn't even managed to get a boyfriend yet. FML

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By aprouddaddy - 04/12/2014 23:46 - France - Paris

Today, I was a bit upset to learn that my 13 year-old daughter had a boyfriend. When she noticed, she assured me that I shouldn't worry, because "it's just for sex anyway". FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2012 00:45 - United States - Eugene

Today, I was slapped by a fourteen-year-old girl because I was apparently "stealing her boyfriend." I'm twenty-five, and her boyfriend is my nephew. FML

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By Babysitter Probs - 27/11/2016 05:58 - United States - Fresno

Today, the 8 year old that I babysit every week told me that it was sad that I didn't have a boyfriend while he has a girlfriend. I got burned by a 3rd grader. FML

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Stop going on about it

By Msrebound - 05/07/2017 20:00

Today, even my 11-year-old noticed how much my boyfriend constantly reminisces about his ex-girlfriend. FML

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Welshite 39

Wednesday 16 April 2014 12:20

Seventeen is so young. Just enjoy life. You aren't forever alone, OP, and I doubt a ten-year-old's relationship has any chance of lasting. Chin up!

lh176 7

Wednesday 16 April 2014 12:20

Lots of people are in that same situation, so don't feel too bad. It'll happen eventually

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Federgirl 19

Thursday 17 April 2014 5:58

when the time is right it'll happen.

PassiveAggresive 12

Thursday 17 April 2014 10:41

Don't think of it as too bad! It's just society pressuring you to feel the need to have a boyfriend/relationship/kiss/sex. You don't need to live up to the standards set by others. I haven't either but it doesn't bother me, I don't think much of it.

MrZsDad 19

Thursday 17 April 2014 11:18

Tell your dad, 'good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere' then inquire to your mom about something dad attributes to bad girls.

CagedBird112 4

Thursday 17 April 2014 11:20

I'm nearly 21 and still a virgin but hey it'll happen..... One day

sabine123_fml 5

Thursday 17 April 2014 12:02

Smile at guys show your boobs more

anticulas 12

Thursday 17 April 2014 13:09

Could always be worse, OP. You could a 30 year old who's never kissed anyone...

siggy_mcsigx 22

Thursday 17 April 2014 13:50

No way would I let my ten year old child have a "boyfriend/girlfriend". Not that I have kids. It's pointless, silly, and teaches codependence and reassurance from another person at too young of an age.

Attacksloth 33

Thursday 17 April 2014 14:42

You have a couple of things going for you. For one thing, you're young. For another thing, you're female. The fact that you're young gives you plenty of time, and the fact that you're female is important because unlike with guys, women are "allowed" to be inexperienced and get away with it.

mkayden 23

Thursday 17 April 2014 15:45

I can relate to your story..

fishrish 1

Thursday 17 April 2014 16:44

yeah i have this second cousin who always posts these cheesy comments on fb, and he asked me if i have a gf. when i said no, he called me an "innocent kid"