Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML
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Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML
Today, my 20 year-old self, who works shift work, learned by accident that my 14 year-old brother has been using my toothbrush for the past 6+ months. I wouldn't have known due to my schedule until just now when I found it was wet. He admitted it, but was upset with me for using HIS toothbrush. It has my name on it. FML
Today, my brother came out of the shower and sat with my mom and me on the couch. He then says he liked the idea of the extra toothbrush in the shower, it helps him clean between his toes. I have been using that to brush my teeth for the last two weeks. FML
Today, I woke up at 4am needing a piss, only to walk in on my fuckstick brother combing his pubes with our mom's toothbrush. FML
Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML
Today, I woke up and brushed my teeth as usual. My brother had decided it would be a good time to prank me and rubbed a ton of salt into my toothbrush. A while later, he stood outside the bathroom door repeatedly saying sorry. It was Epsom salt. FML
Today, I woke up to my younger brother picking his nose with my fingers. His explanation? "You were sleeping." FML
Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML
Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML
Today, I walked in the bathroom to find my son cleaning his penis. It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush. FML
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tomorrowbroadway 0
Your brother is a champ.
warmvanillasugar 0
lol how old is this little brother?!
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sucks_4_u 0
i mean... wouldnt you show your parents and he get in trouble? think about it...
themanistheman 0
HAHA! your brother is awesome.. sounds like something my little bro would do.. you always say something smart that they cant repond to, then they kick you in the nuts while your sleeping. little bros are a bitch.. i'd have fun with that little asshole.
ecswanson 0
As the oldest sibling you got to put the little ***** in line, turn about is fair play and Karma is a bitch so you really shouldn't be one.
Golden_fml 1
Your little brother is awesome. But, keep it as blackmail.
RLJJ 0
Don't complain too much about that. He could have brushed something tastier not far away from his nuts...
justpaper 0
HAHA That kid is awesome.
Yunie_fml 0
41: What are you, 12? Who tattles on their sibling? Next time he pisses you off, take his tooth brush and lay a strip of brown toothpaste on it. Fair's fair. Upon defiling your toothbrush, his is now fair game for next time.
CAgoneKS157 0
That is one crappy little brother. Next time you go to brush your teeth, put it in Listerien. That'll get the crap off it.
Spitfire_fml 0
Well, you should take a shit on his.
WayneStorm 0
Would be really helpful if we knew what gender the poster is.
Human_Caterpilla 10
It says (man) next to the username.