Kids: Today, I was teaching a class, but the kids were all talking...

By Liz - 09/01/2009 08:54 - France

Today, I was teaching a class, but the kids were all talking and chattering. After three soapbox-style speeches about how, "The next person who talks gets a note to take home," one kid looked right at me and went, "Meow." FML

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By jumbledgirl - 10/01/2012 05:25 - United States

Today, my teacher started talking about me quietly to the stuffed cat, called Rufus, that she keeps on her desk. FML

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By Mrs. Teacher - 18/09/2012 00:21 - United States - Suwanee

Today, I collected my students' notes in class to check them. One girl, who is always drawing weird anime crap in her sketchbook, turned in just one piece of paper that read, "FUCK YOUR CLASS." FML

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By sonotsuave - 04/03/2019 06:00 - United States - Arlington

Today, I was tutoring. When my kids were finally working on their own, I stood in my classroom’s doorway to talk to my boss sitting outside about upcoming work. Suddenly, one of my students sitting directly behind me let out the loudest fart ever. I think my boss heard and thought it was me. FML

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Descriptive

By Teaching26 - 15/05/2010 07:47 - United States

Today, I lectured my second-grade class to be more descriptive in their writing. I gave them an assignment to describe something in the classroom. I was grading their work later, and one student wrote, "My class is taught by a fat teacher with gray hair." FML

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Read the room

By Anonymous - 11/10/2022 22:00

Today, I was teaching and a boy sitting in front kept laughing and smiling, even after I asked him to cut it out. I got so annoyed that I jokingly said I'd knock his teeth out, and asked him to leave the class. The kid went to the principal and told him I intended to hurt him. I'm a college professor. FML

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By Lesley - 17/02/2009 01:11 - United Kingdom

Today, while at work I was reading "The Very Hungry Caterpillar" to me class of 5 year olds. I got near the end of the book and said "Look at the big fat caterpillar" to which one of my pupils replied "Just like you, Miss!" FML

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By Laurel - 25/05/2013 04:37 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I got to take my 10-year-old son to the junior high school at which I teach. When my students questioned him about what I was like at home, he told the entire class: "Well, she farts all the time." FML

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By emkaycutie - 29/03/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I was giving a lecture to my class I heard a phone go off. Aggravated and exhausted, I asked everyone to turn their phones off. Then the phone rang again. I lost my shit and spent the next half hour calling my students a bunch of "technology whores". Then I realized the phone was mine. FML

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By mcadabax - 05/11/2011 11:06 - Canada

Today, during my friend's group's science project presentation, the teacher yelled at me, "Stop making stupid faces at the presenters!" I was smiling. FML

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By DumbCuntApparently - 27/02/2013 20:52 - Netherlands - Hilversum

Today, a classmate posted a recording of a recent lecture on my university's Facebook page, so we could listen again and take notes at home. A few minutes in, I heard myself asking a question. I then heard snorting and some girl muttering "dumb cunt" under her breath. FML

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blueEyes_19 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 1:46

the kid is a boss

Eir_fml 1

Wednesday 18 February 2009 12:23

that's what happens when you're all talk and no action. I liked the teachers that disciplined strictly more than the ones that would allow idiot classmates to do whatever they liked, personally.

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pu13 5

Saturday 17 April 2010 9:45

argr

GazeboFoppery 0

Thursday 29 April 2010 21:35

The problem is that you told them three times. Kids know how to push you right up to the line. If you give them three chances, they'll take two, you give them five chances, they'll take four, you give them only threats of discipline, they will never stop. Follow through is the most important thing with discipline. I hope you sent that kid home with a note.

Helloweentonite 0

Saturday 8 May 2010 1:06

HAHAHAHAHA !!!! I just did that to my teacher recently !!!!

wooters 1

Monday 17 May 2010 4:47

I need to say this : owned.

thinkpink1 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 5:51

haha ur over reacting that's some funny shit right there. u need to calm down birch I hate teachers they need to get lives so go die in a hole u old lady

geminiTwin4 3

Wednesday 18 May 2011 2:29

wtf??

Wazilla 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 6:39

Yeah b

Wazilla 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 6:41

Yeah because teaching children NEVER did anything good for our world. We dont need teachers, we can learn on our own everything possible! Just look at your amazing spelling!

I_lost_the_game 25

Wednesday 28 March 2012 0:05

I hate people like you, 51

Saigee1997 3

Saturday 7 August 2010 20:43

Just saying, now I wanna be a teacher to be able to do this, and laugh at it. Not post it on fmylife.com. It was funny, and my favorite teacher would laugh at that just like any kid would. YDI for being that stupid.

nickie_c 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 4:36

not funny...

gadgetfmllover 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 11:04

That is the Funniest FML ever! My mate used to be a teacher, but she quit when she felt she could no longer tell the Kids off, when one of them walked in late and she said "Where have you been?" and the Kid said "Sorry Miss, I was "Playing that funky music, white boy"". She just said "All right then, sit down!".