Today, I was talking to my girlfriend over Skype. I said I loved her and hoped we would be together forever. She responded by singing Who Wants to Live Forever into her mic. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, I called in to my girlfriend's favorite radio station to propose. After spending what seemed like an eternity telling her how much I love her and I want to spend the rest of my life with her, she took a deep breath, said, "How about no?" and hung up. FML
Today, I sang a romantic song I wrote for my girlfriend. She laughed at my soprano. FML
Today, I woke up at 2 AM to the sounds of my roommate and his girlfriend on Skype, playing a game of, "No, I love YOU more, baby, schmoopy schmoopy schmoopy schmoo." It went on for around half an hour. FML
Today, the girl of my dreams, the one person I've met in my life that I could see myself spending the rest of it with, told me she loves me. She then specifically added "...but not in that way, so we could never be together." FML
Today, I said "I love you" to my girlfriend for the first time. She responded with, "I'm just gonna pretend I never heard that." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML
Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML
Today, I talked to my ex on AIM after not speaking to her since we broke up two years ago. The conversation lead up to her asking how I feel about her. So I poured my heart and soul out to her, because I still love her. She immediately logged off. FML
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Top comments
mpj13 8
I don't think she's your Skype
lainzilla 14
I'm not sure I see the problem here.
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Comments (71)
jampang6 5
This might be a crappy comment but Queen ftw :3
ice_bck_420 0
Thats not bad
alexshimmy 3
o.O wow u sound like my boyfriend.. Creepy :D
xXcaraXx 2
Umm so ur sad that she wants to live forever with u? How is this an FML?
rebelliousshroom 12
Sounds like she successfully avoided awkward sappy talk. The perfect woman!
7SeasOfRhye 1
queen = winning
gravygecko 2
You don't deserve someone that cool.
EvilDave 13
Perhaps you should listen to song and hear the lyrics: So touch my tears with your lips, Touch my world with your fingertips, And we can have forever, And we can have forever, Forever is our today, Who wants to live forever, Who wants to live forever, Forever is our today, Who waits forever anyway?
bchatzis 9
Poor lad. My sympathies to you!
wizardwizard 4
It's a song by one of the greatest bands