Love: Today, I was talking to my girlfriend over Skype. I said I loved...

By callen5 - 10/03/2012 15:16 - United States

Today, I was talking to my girlfriend over Skype. I said I loved her and hoped we would be together forever. She responded by singing Who Wants to Live Forever into her mic. FML

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By fucklife - 16/04/2013 18:13 - United States - Washington

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2012 19:50 - United States

Today, I called in to my girlfriend's favorite radio station to propose. After spending what seemed like an eternity telling her how much I love her and I want to spend the rest of my life with her, she took a deep breath, said, "How about no?" and hung up. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2013 01:55 - China - Shanghai

Today, I sang a romantic song I wrote for my girlfriend. She laughed at my soprano. FML

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By GetAnotherRoomAlready - 12/03/2016 05:58 - United States - Singapore

Today, I woke up at 2 AM to the sounds of my roommate and his girlfriend on Skype, playing a game of, "No, I love YOU more, baby, schmoopy schmoopy schmoopy schmoo". It went on for around half an hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2018 12:00

Today, the girl of my dreams, the one person I've met in my life that I could see myself spending the rest of it with, told me she loves me. She then specifically added "...but not in that way, so we could never be together." FML

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Denial

By Unreciprocated - 25/02/2016 06:12 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, I said "I love you" to my girlfriend for the first time. She responded with, "I'm just gonna pretend I never heard that." FML

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By TrulyYours - 07/05/2009 12:39 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML

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By Oh - 22/03/2016 22:36 - United States - Winterville

Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML

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By 2ndchoice - 12/12/2009 15:47 - Belgium

Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML

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By JCruz411 - 21/01/2010 13:10 - France

Today, I talked to my ex on AIM after not speaking to her since we broke up two years ago. The conversation lead up to her asking how I feel about her. So I poured my heart and soul out to her, because I still love her. She immediately logged off. FML

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mpj13 8

Sunday 11 March 2012 3:04

I don't think she's your Skype

lainzilla 14

Sunday 11 March 2012 2:58

I'm not sure I see the problem here.

Comments

jampang6 5

Monday 12 March 2012 5:24

This might be a crappy comment but Queen ftw :3

ice_bck_420 0

Monday 12 March 2012 8:12

Thats not bad

alexshimmy 3

Monday 12 March 2012 22:26

o.O wow u sound like my boyfriend.. Creepy :D

xXcaraXx 2

Tuesday 13 March 2012 2:48

Umm so ur sad that she wants to live forever with u? How is this an FML?

rebelliousshroom 12

Wednesday 14 March 2012 6:51

Sounds like she successfully avoided awkward sappy talk. The perfect woman!

7SeasOfRhye 1

Thursday 15 March 2012 5:02

queen = winning

gravygecko 2

Friday 16 March 2012 1:52

You don't deserve someone that cool.

EvilDave 13

Friday 16 March 2012 20:20

Perhaps you should listen to song and hear the lyrics: So touch my tears with your lips, Touch my world with your fingertips, And we can have forever, And we can have forever, Forever is our today, Who wants to live forever, Who wants to live forever, Forever is our today, Who waits forever anyway?