Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Today, my sister and I had a huge fight because I flushed the toilet while she was taking a bath. The faucet for the bath was not running, but she insisted that she felt the water in the tub turn "scalding hot." She won't listen when I try to explain to her that it doesn't work like that. FML
Today, I was taking a warm shower when someone in my house flushed the toilet, making the shower extremely hot. In my rush to get out so I wouldn't get burned, I slipped and knocked a tooth out. FML
Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
Today, I took my first shower in weeks after having had spinal surgery. My sister flushed a toilet. I couldn't reach the nozzle or my cane to get off the shower bench, and all I could do was sit there as scalding hot water sprayed all over me. FML
Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML
Today, I was taking my shower, as usual. As I was putting soap on my behind, I heard a pop. I also felt a burning sensation near my butthole. I have a blood filled bubble in my arse, which got infiltrated with soap. I have a drums lesson in a bit. My butt is stinging. FML
Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I jumped out of bed in panic and rushed into the bathroom, only to see my sister limping around in the nude. She'd just jumped out of the shower because someone had flushed the toilet downstairs. FML
Today, I was in the shower getting ready for a date, when my older sister thought it would be a laugh to turn out the light. Getting out of the shower to turn it back on, I slipped and hit on my head on the counter. Thanks, sis. FML
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waffleminer25 12
Never drop the soap.
Tripartita 45
"I got you—diagonally!" "Pretty sneaky, sis." It's not often the dialog from a Connect Four commercial could fit an FML. This is a momentous occasion.
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Comments (37)
ryand82 11
That's just funny
JamesSays 4
Sick burn.
starsinthenight 7
Don't drop the soap
Mixed_steel 23
Never drop the soap... not even if you're alone. Ceiling Cat is always watching!
Unenunciable 14
Dear Owner, In the future, please refrain from leaving me exposed to the elements. Don't fully expose me to a direct forceful stream of water unless you're planning an enema. You never know what's coming. Ignore this advice at your own peril. Sincerely, Your Anus.
ThrottleJockey 36
Don't be such an ass, Anus.
dVwarfare 15
Hey I moderated this one!
mattyiscool123 26
That never works in my shower, not sure why
riahlum 12
Because its a generally outdated issue due to advances in plumbing
andrmac 25
Most plumbers fix the outdated plumbing so that the water to the toilet is hot so the water goes cold to shower. Not perfect but better chilled buns than scorched anus.
littlebro430 10
It's not the shower head. It's your tub/shower valve. The older ones aren't pressure balanced which means when waters called from somewhere else in the house the hot water pressure in your shower has more than cold. Therefore the ratio of hot-cold is unbalanced and you get burned.
momac86 17
Coulda been worse... Coulda been a prison shower
ritzkets 12
how does flushing cause hot water to come out of the shower?