Today, I was t-boned by a car that sent mine flying into five parked cars. My car was totalled. As the person who hit me pulled me out of the right side of the car he said, "Sorry. I sneezed." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I hit my head on the steering wheel when I sneezed. I managed to honk the horn and the guy next to me couldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML
Today, I had an unexpected sneezing fit and drove my car through 2 trees and a fence. FML
Today, I had a massive sneeze while driving. It was so strong that I swerved and accidentally hit the horn, startling the person crossing the street. They dropped their coffee all over themselves and their phone. I ended up giving them cash for a new phone out of guilt. FML
Today, I got whiplash from sneezing. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. In an ambulance. On the way to the hospital after being T-boned at an intersection. FML
Today, I was involved in a car accident. I wasn't the driver of either car. I happened to be a passerby that was hit by a falling stop sign as a car hit it. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
Today, while driving on a totally deserted, long, straight road in the middle of the bush, I sneezed and drove right into a pole on the side of the road. It was the only pole for over 50 km. FML
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nadsm 0
yeah i sneezed three times in a row (eyes closed), and rear ended the prius in front of me. 4,000 dollars. well i guess that's just part of my anti-prius campaign, yes?
oh_0_0 0
Aw man, sucks to be you, hope you didn't get hurt! Though, the other person had a FML day as well. You can't really control sneezing and hitting you plus 5 parked cars because of sneezing must suck as well. Just like smoking, sneezing harms yourself and those around you, it should be banned!
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Comments (156)
arichan_fml 0
hahahaha I'm sorry but this literally made me LOL. but sucks for you tho, since your car got wasted.
mlsfml 0
Wow. I know you didn't feel the need to say "Bless you"....lol...
MrFlintstone 5
aaaaaachoooooooo
sabatical 0
i tried to hold in a sneeze... I totally farted
Rethal 0
so your car is totalled, obviously it was the other guys fault and therefore your insurance should cover it. unless he gets off easy, though. if that happens... idk whether your insurance would cover it. but if it does, you have to admit that's funny. right?
adrifter 0
Fyl, but at least hes not one of the assholes who leaves you there.
NeKuDa 0
actually when u sneeze you whole body stops for a moment, including your heart and brain. that's why it is impossible to sneeze with open eyes.
phatdaddy 0
Gotta love the people that are like "What an asshole!" and "LAWSUIT!" First off, the guy was helping the OP out of his wrecked car, while APOLOGIZING. Yea, what an asshole. Secondly, it's called insurance. They call their insurance companies, who get copies of the police report. The insurance companies figure out which company pays and then they fix or replace the cars, and pay for any medical damages. Done. If the other driver doesn't have insuarance, then the OP's insurance should cover it under the uninsured motorist coverage. He'll have a deductible, but small claims court or an out-of-court settlement could take care of that. If the OP doesn't have insurance, then he shouldn't have been on the ****** road to begin with.
kylepwn1 0
beat his ass
Ventus_fml 0
So basically he's saying he's Chuck Norris and can cause a car accident and a five car pile up just by sneezing? O.o fyl for running into Mr.Norris