Today, I was t-boned by a car that sent mine flying into five parked cars. My car was totalled. As the person who hit me pulled me out of the right side of the car he said, "Sorry. I sneezed." FML
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Today, I hit my head on the steering wheel when I sneezed. I managed to honk the horn and the guy next to me couldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML
Today, I had an unexpected sneezing fit and drove my car through 2 trees and a fence. FML
Today, I had a massive sneeze while driving. It was so strong that I swerved and accidentally hit the horn, startling the person crossing the street. They dropped their coffee all over themselves and their phone. I ended up giving them cash for a new phone out of guilt. FML
Today, I got whiplash from sneezing. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. In an ambulance. On the way to the hospital after being T-boned at an intersection. FML
Today, I was involved in a car accident. I wasn't the driver of either car. I happened to be a passerby that was hit by a falling stop sign as a car hit it. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
Today, while driving on a totally deserted, long, straight road in the middle of the bush, I sneezed and drove right into a pole on the side of the road. It was the only pole for over 50 km. FML
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nadsm 0
yeah i sneezed three times in a row (eyes closed), and rear ended the prius in front of me. 4,000 dollars. well i guess that's just part of my anti-prius campaign, yes?
oh_0_0 0
Aw man, sucks to be you, hope you didn't get hurt! Though, the other person had a FML day as well. You can't really control sneezing and hitting you plus 5 parked cars because of sneezing must suck as well. Just like smoking, sneezing harms yourself and those around you, it should be banned!
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Comments (156)
cactus_stealers 0
and you didn't say bless you?!
shadowsbane 0
You should've punched him in the face and said "Oops, sorry I flinched."
imaginaryvoice 18
Well, did you say bless you?
slowlybreakingme 14
What the hell kind of sneeze was that?!?! XD Sounds more like a massive eruption.
spellfire 0
If that's how he sneezes, I'd hate to see what would happen if he coughed! Are there earthquakes when he's having an ******? And such people walk the earth.
googster 0
why dont people actually just comment on the fml instead of arguing with eachother?
blastvortex 4
"Sorry" doesn't pay the bills. The pileup is kind of funny though, since he's the one liable for all of the damage. I'll bet he won't be having that "accident" again.
drinkinpints 0
I smell a lawsuit
greendaygirl112 0
FYl make him pay for the new car
lovable 0
Is he going to pay for your loss?